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The Aryans are trying to enter Local Space in order to meet representatives of the Terran Federation in New London and Midgard.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Why not?

Why are you not allowed to destroy the game just because you're leaving? Because it's in the rules...

Why not?

Why are you not allowed to destroy the game just because you're leaving? Because it's in the rules...

 

Yup.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

I'm not leaving though...

Yeesh, if you're going to put up such a fight to save a practically dead game... Matrioshka brain takes the entire Aetherian race to an alternate dimension to create a perfect universe.

 

There, now it's just the two of you.

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It's a dead game, but it's kind of [developmentally delayed]ed to just blow up everything.

 

Dusty and I have already decided how it ends, anyway.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

As they notice they're the only two left in the universe, all of a sudden.... The spotlight reaches upon those two, they grab eachother, anger in their faces.

 

"I've been waiting a long time for this, Sere" Roars Dusty.

 

"I have been too, Dusty" Replies Sere, equally in a rage.

 

They push each other away, and then, in a quick movement by each other, they begin to passionately embrace.

 

Both lost in the moment, and in each other...

 

Dusty undresses Sere and gets on his knees

 

LOL CENSORED

 

Peace is declared

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Too late, lol. :lol:

 

Dusty and I have already worked out how the Terran Federation and Britannian Empire can merge. It's been like this for a decade now, I believe.

 

Grim's just in it for a three-some, although it's against his will. ;)

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

My universe is better than yours!

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Let's see the results!

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Yeah...We should wait until Friday to make the final decision on blowing the universe up...or just having Dusty go around owning everyone.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

The Aryans have successfully entered our universe and are in Local Space.

 

All Terran airwaves (and indeed the airwaves of the entire Local Area) are flooded with the march known as Viktoria Sieg Heil.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Wheee. I'm having fun in my perfect universe. I can send you presents if you want. Explosive presents. That explode. A lot.

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[broadcast]

 

Earth has been conquered. Long live the Federation!

 

[faint sound in the background]

 

Gloria, Gloria, Viktoria Sieg Heil!

 

[broadcast fades out]

 

The Terran Federation has received some descriptions of the new Malaysian weapons from commanding officers before the Mobile Infantry retreated. Military scientists are looking for a way to counteract this weapon.

 

The entire Federation has set the status to Defcon 1.

 

George VII lauds the Malaysian government for allowing its mining company on Planet K to fire upon the ships participating in the war games, thereby instigating the invasions.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Wartime production is in overdrive (meh I figured it would happen anyways even though I DID NOT GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO USE THE ION CANNONS) section two of project ARCHIMEDES is in effect as of now archi.

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Yeah, and some exact figures as to what exactly happened in the campaign would be nice as well, since we would know about all that anyway.

 

Not to mention the new Malaysian weapons; we would need descriptions for those since we saw them on the battlefield and had reports about them whenever Mobile Infantry retreated on Planet K.

 

As some economic warfare, an embargo has been placed against Malaysia, considering the circumstances.

 

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With the absence of the Mechos, TFed has assumed full control over Orojike and any remaining bodies in Sega-Res.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Bah ask archi about them... I just used certain weapons to their fullest potential. If a more detailed space report comes out you will learn what wreaked dusties fleet though...

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Bah ask archi about them... I just used certain weapons to their fullest potential. If a more detailed space report comes out you will learn what wreaked dusties fleet though...

*shrug* I have the capacity now to produce like...30,000 battleships a year.

Yeah that may be a problem...

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