Your Butler

[Roflcopters]

Today, I was getting up my Construction, when my Butler asked me for 5k. I was thinking, "This man never leaves my house, what does he do with the 5k?" What do you think they do with the money?

 

I personally think that whenever we use coinshare and get a split. That's what pays it off.

[Low C]

Maybe he keeps it in his savings account so he can afford to move out eventually.

 

On a serious note It's probably to help drain money from the economy considering thats how construction was meant to be designed.

[Troacctid]

I remember this from Postbag from the Hedge:

 

Demon Butler,

 

As your employer, I question what you may be doing at my house while I am out adventuring about the beautiful lands of RuneScape. While I am away, are you doing what I pay you to be doing? Such as chasing out the imps from under the beds.

 

I have been told that demons have a tendency to not be very good workers and I am concerned that you may be drinking the beer in my barrel and having friends over while I am out.

 

I am just concerned that I am spending a fair amount of money and you are not working while I am away. Could you please shed some light on what it is you do, while I am away?

 

A Concerned Employer

Hilart

 

My Dearest Mr. Hilart, Sir,

 

Sir's concerns are understandable, but I can assure Sir that us demon butlers are never anything less than professional. Demon-butler training is very assiduous and most strict. I remember how conflagratory and irascible Mr. Mordaut got with the younger students; he was very drag-onian, haw haw.

 

It is true that us demon butlers have to prove our worth, what with our more, shall we say, pugnacious siblings being most people's experience of demonkind. All one can do is inform Sir that one does not partake of inebriating substances, nor does one have friendly acquaintances...aside from Sir, of course.

 

To allay Sir's fears, while Sir is indisposed or abroad, one does much cleaning and tidying. Indeed, one chased away a veritable horde of ninja implings from Sir's prize petunias just this morning.

 

Salutations.

Alathazdrar

 

Just because a butler enjoys room & board at the house in which he serves doesn't mean he has no need for money. I imagine he sends it home to his family. Perhaps Alathazdrar adds it to his demonic treasure hoard. Whatever they do with their money is none of our business, though, I'm certain.

[Roaven]

You're paying him, he's working for you. Every time an NPC pays you, they don't question to what use the money is going. (S)he's providing a service, and you're compensation him/her. That's the limits of your business.

[dragon246665]

*gasp* Perhaps the butlers are in league with the penguins and are sending them all of their money!

[ElkNight]

Probably buys drugs.

[J35u5_M4]

He eats it to drain economy.

 

Then he goes to the bathroom and the gold goes to the pipes, which get to the rivers, and this is how, my friends, gold ore is made.

[n_odie]

You don't want to what he does while your gone. :unsure:

[spooferfish]

Maybe he keeps it in his savings account so he can afford to move out eventually.

 

On a serious note It's probably to help drain money from the economy considering thats how construction was meant to be designed.

 

They buy mass amounts of unsalted popcorn and corned beef. Then bathe with it ,in your kitchen sink.

[angel13]

Maybe he shares it with the other demons, that's why they drop coins and rune items fit for humans. <_<

[Shyla]

Maybe he shares it with the other demons, that's why they drop coins and rune items fit for humans. <_<

 

Or maybe he uses it to pay his weekly contribution/dues to their cross-stitching club. Probably explains why demons also drop threads.

[Zaaps1]

401k?

[Turnpike]

Probably buys prostitutes.