granted but it is poisoned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had super speed

Granted, however you often run into a mud and after you finally can stop, you have to take a permenant shower.

 

 

 

I wish you'd tell me how a card can be poisonous.

to theblaziken: i was gunna say granted exept i'm too lazy to go back and read it.

 

 

 

zeinias:granted but you ran 700mph int a stop sigh :lol

 

current(with any luck):the card isnt poisend...the colas are

No grant because you got no wish.

 

 

 

I wish someone with many guns would go to my house and sell me all his gun real cheap.

granteed but they all have no ammo and his friend shots you.

 

 

 

i wish they would post on my post

Granted, however you said they, and these are random spammers that does nothing but spam.

 

 

 

I wish the gobal mods, mods and admins wouldn't have to close threads in "General P2P" every day.

The world esplodes. No more forums. No more need to lock topics.

 

 

 

I wish I were some distance place, or on some distant shore.

 

 

 

(If you can name that song you get a cookie).

Granted, however this is far away distance, and you realize there is no gravity.

 

 

 

I wish someone would noticed I used someone else's signature in "You're Banned" thread.

granted, you get banned for sig stealing

 

 

 

I wish blasy would just admit he has a fake avvy

Can't be granted as it's not true.

 

 

 

I wish I had a mask like in the movie "The Son Of The Mask"

granted, you get shot in the head by the mask

 

 

 

I wish i was rich and famous

Granted, however you're famous as the "Most Hated Trillioner On Earth" and nobody likes you. You said famous and famous can also be hated. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could see the Japanesse Trailer of the movie "Son Of The Mask"

granted, it sucked

 

 

 

I wis chrono semphonic would come out. (i did spell that right btw)

Granted however it is in language that only a dog could understand.

 

 

 

BTW, Son Of The Mask is one of my favorite movies.

 

 

 

I wish this smiley: #-o would stop slapping himself.

granted now he slaps you, down low...OUCH!

I wish McDonalds would be out of business and the customers would blame the president of China for it.

Mcdonalds sues you for belief that you have been putting poisen in the food as well as fingers and other items

Um, that wish wasn't actually granted because I said "and would blame the president of China for it"

 

 

 

NOT ME.

 

 

 

I re-wish my other wish. And I was wishing, not poisoning. :shame:

too bad I corupt ur wish again and you get blaimed for poisening food again

"I wish McDonalds would be out of business and the customers would blame the president of China for it."

 

 

 

You are the worst wish granter ever. It IS possible to let a disaster come without letting part of the wish not come true. If you can't think of any, don't bother corrupting this wish.

A tornadoe comes and destroys Earth except for Mcdonalds and the president of CHina

Granted, but a terrorist planning to kill the president of china blows him up as he is eating at this mcdonalds.

 

 

 

I wish my girlfriend could spend every waking moment with me, do this by using ANY possible means.

she becomes a dropout drives you insane from to much together time and you end up breaking up with her, you can always get too much of someone no matter how perfect they seem

 

 

 

I wish that everyone would start posting counting down from x amount of numbers games

Granted, but then you girlfriend, who is a dropout, kills you. So it doesnt really matter to you anymore. :P :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish that you would have not corrputed my last wish.

granted, now all that happens on your curent wish

 

 

 

I wish that I was watching adult swim right now