Granted if and ONLY if it will be boring wish. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could fish sharks in Cooking Guild basement.

granted but every time you get a shark it hits a 50 on u so you die in 2 hits

I wish I was a punk rocker (with flowers in my hair.)

Granted but the flowers turn into mutants and eat you!

 

 

 

I wish you would all get eating by George Bush

Granted, you also get eaten, the president also throws up everyone and kills you for letting him throw up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish RuneHQ would die permenantly and the site would have so many errors they can NEVER get it back to normal. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And no, I won't be the one in trouble, someone else will hack the site. :twisted:

i only like RuneHQs quest guides and special calculators...everything else... :wall: :-#

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RuneHQ takes Tip.It with it...NOOO!!!!!! :( thanks alot blaziken....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my pc wasnt so slow

Granted, you get popups at extremely high speed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would be the luckiest person in the world, and TimeStopper was wrong, anyone else dead does NOT make me lucky.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is uncorruptable wish :twisted: because nothing unfortunate can happen to the luckiest man in the world. :twisted:

You become the luckiest person in the world, but you luck only lasted 15 seconds. 10 seconds later your luckyness turned into unluckyness. All your other wishes= NOT GRANTED!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i die in a crash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol only something good can come out of this one.

Granted, you're now the devil's slave, like everyone else that dies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a DVD player deliveried to me by the president of the united states.

granted he comes up to your door and you get the dvd player he shoots you in the heart you die he runs away and the dvd player blows up your house

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was extemly bored for the rest of my life

Granted, screw you, you made uncorruptable wish, that's no fun. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Will Smith would join my birthday party :cry:

I wish Will Smith would join my birthday party :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but the party ends up turning into "The Will Smith Show" and you get totally ignored. Then what's worse, aliens show up and Will Smith ends up burning your hair by accident while fighting the aliens, but he still manages to defeat them, yet only while you're unconscious. :cry: (How's that for ruining a birthday party?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I don't wish for anything, so somebody go ahead and wish something!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

You didn't make a wish so I doom you to the most security jail in USA. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a motorcycle so easy to ride even the stupidest idiot can drive it without ever crashing. 8-) Oh, it has a helmet with it too.

You get a tricycle with a motor. In the colour pink. With bunnies on the handle bars and flowers on the seat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for fish so juicy sweet!

Granted, it's sweet looking, however it isn't sweet-hearted and kills you and explodes your house, also explodes the graveyard during the funeral.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would be strong enough to lift the effel tower. Then I would throw it to New York City.

granted but super man catches it and thows it at u killing you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was bored

Grr! Not that wish again, I hate that uncorruptable wish. :evil: Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a horror movie so scary that the people in the cinema would die in real life. :twisted:

too bad, the movie will last 1 week at the box office and be chucked in the trash :cry: plus you only ended up killing about 3 kids, you were a scary film, but a really rubbish one too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly, but constantly avoid all flying objects. e.g. planes, missiles etc etc

Granted, you even accidently aviod landing so you can't get off the air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish SuperMan would go to my house and give me a good advice. And no, he is good guy so he won't kill me.

I wish SuperMan would go to my house and give me a good advice. And no, he is good guy so he won't kill me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay man... you asked for it, so it is granted... but... Bizarro (awful evil clone of SuperMan) comes smashing in through the roof, starts a fight with SuperMan, and your house (or your parents' house, depending on the case!) gets smashed to bits and utterly wrecked, leaving you with no way to come on RuneScape ever again. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I wish I was bored... :P

 

 

 

(BTW, TheBlazikenMaster, I am so twisted, I know very perfectly how to corrupt this wish!!! :twisted: .......)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

you wait and wait for the wish to be granted before realizing it after 80 years

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a cure for AIDS

Granted, you become invincible. (Oh dear, I didn't corrupt that. :wall: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person under me would reply here right now. And you cannot grant that wish without replying to the thread. Because that's not granting it that's not granting it. I have some statement that needs to be proven wrong, but I can't add it without someone. #-o

Do you REALLY want to see what I posted? Then click here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would never make fun of my name again. :pray:

Granted, they can't stop pming you and now think you're a god.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a powerful demon that would control the earth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I would doom all the earth to evilness and everyone from USA to Japan have to be my slave, and there will be no safe spot on earth left. :twisted:

Granted, all of it, until 100 years later, when a more powerful demon rises up and traps you for an eternity in an indestructible and unescapeable exact replica of...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEW JERSEY!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a glass of water that nevewr ran empty unless spilled