How many people (including you) do I have to beam to jail for not making a wish?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a helicopter flown by so experienced pilot that he simply can't crash, he wouldn't harm me, he would only do what I tell him to do and he wouldn't fall asleep because he is a robot. Oh and there is a sofa in the helicopter that I can sit in whislt waiting for landing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I would use that helicopter to fly to my job, I wonder if my boss will fire me.

wish granted, but your boss wouldn't fire you, you would fire a rocket at your boss...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i would find a buyer for my 400k feathers :pray: :pray:

Granted, some noob offers noob stuff for them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would re-grant my last wish since I wouldn't kill my own boss. :roll:

Granted, but you kill the co-worker you hate instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to snooze undisturbed, and without choking or dying or having something horrible of any kind happen to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I think this one can't be corrupted either... :-k ...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, you can't wake up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one, yet again, this time it wouldn't involve that I kill anyone.

corrupted, you get a pill against choking, and you choke yourself to death on it =P~

Your wish is nonexistant and now so are you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have an AK-47 as my right arm (Im left handed at everything, and that's not just because I wished it)

Granted, you have no control of it so you kill your family.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one, yet again, this time it wouldn't involve that I kill anyone.

It backfires and you end up in the hospital as a vegetable for life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had more bank space in runescape

Granted, however, it only lasts for 28 hours so the 50 items you WOULD put in after filling your bank will disapear. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how a helicopter would backfire. :roll:

while you're riding one, it backfires and crashes and you die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i can be featured in a south park episode

Granted, you are one of the guys that get's shot with a gun so you die in the show as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for magical boots, then I would wear them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And no, these are not boots of death so don't even think about that I will die for some reason. :shame:

while you're walking in your magical boots, a car swerves and a tire breaks off and flies up and hits you in the face, you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish weekends were three days long

Your wish is granted,but there is school/work on the third day,you just made the week longer. -.- :x :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

 

 

I'll corrupt my own wish,I want to wish for another wish. #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a fish.

You get a fish but it barks......all night....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could open a packet of lollies without ripping down the side of the packet and spilling half the packet

I wish i could open a packet of lollies without ripping down the side of the packet and spilling half the packet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but someone walks up behind you and scares you and makes you drop the whole package-full on the ground...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I weren't so twisted sometimes. :twisted: :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

:twisted: *untwists* 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for 1337 wishes

It becomes true but then you get mauled by the big monster I always post now on my posts before you can even use any of them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish banner ads didnt have movement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

("\(.:...:.)/") RAWR!!!

now they cram ads and they fill up a page

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish to end poverty

now they cram ads and they fill up a page

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish to end poverty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish granted,all poor people are now dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a flying pig.

granted...but it SMELLS SO BAD u die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish to end AIDS

Granted, but then you get hepatitus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wsh to end all diseases

Granted, but then you die from one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could see the future, like weeks in advance if I wanted.

granted. you make millions playing the lottery and become one of the richest persons in the world....but you forsee your own death and try to prevent it, but then u end up dying from it anyways

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish to travel through time

Become an author, write bestselling books, have books made to films, become rich