Ok, you teach the test to the other students, but the director finds out and punishes you badly (Teach? Didn't you mean cheat? ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâ÷_.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a thread in which you can post wishes and the next person grants them without corrupting it =o

Granted, people get bored for granting wishes without corrupting them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could get 450K coals in bank RIGHT now, and it wouldn't affect real life, and I wouldn't get banned from RuneScape for it.

Granted, you get 450k charcoals in your bank :-w (Technically they are still coal xP)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for F2p hunting :

Granted, but then they take away attack :XD:

umm where your wish? i cant find it so i just do mine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish to have 99 in every skills

Granted, Jagex thinks you're macroing so they ban you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wouldn't get banned in the "You're Banned" thread.

granted...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i can ban TheBlazikenMaster in the "You're Banned" thread.

Granted, you also get banned for real, because from now on, the "You're Banned" game gets realistic and everyone (including you) get's IP banned from Tip.It forums.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a magical car that could let me do things that makes no sense whatsoever.

granted u go in a black hole and we never see u again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was at wal-mart buying need for speed carbon for my ps2

Granted, you get lamer version of it with only 1 and half level and only 1 car to choose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the movie "Spider-Man Three" would be on DVD today.

Granted, but ALL of the stores selling it end up with their stocks fully bought out before you can buy a DVD of the movie, therefore leaving you crying that you couldn't make it in time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish ... for a non-corruptible idea to wish for. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, someone gives you great idea of uncorruptable wish in a language you don't understand, then he shoots you for not understanding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the fat guy of this movie. Then I would be a traitor and RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

u then die from high cholesterol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was james bond

Granted,but in a unknown adventure/mission/whatever of his,a monkey stuck a banana in the tailpipe of his car.The car exploded,and unfortunately for you,it was carrying a nuke in the trunk.Every precaution to keep it from exploding was taken,but the explosion of the car detonated it.

 

 

 

Yay explosion! :twisted: :mrgreen: (I knew that monkey was trouble when I caug....uh... :-$ )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how my last wish was corrupted.

Granted, his tricks are obvious, you didn't say if it would kill the fish, a shark comes out of nowhere and eats the fish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could shoot people like a gun with my fingers.

Due to your not being either 'Goku' or 'Vegeta' or 'that guy from Yuyu Hakusho whose name I wish I could remember', your shot backfires in your face and puts you in the hospital for 15 weeks. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish he hadn't done that. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, but you didn't say who "he" is so I beam you to death. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one, this time there wouldn't be a chance it would backfire or I wouldn't have control of it.

you get gunned down by the LA swat team

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for the ability to fly

Granted, you get a helicopter, however you crash at the tallest tower in your city and the cops are after you and arrests you for crashing their biggest tower.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could watch Eragon RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile somewhere in Tokyo, two fat men are fighting about who sleeps in the bed at the top.

Granted, you start watching Eragon but the fat guys get both on the top bed and fall at the same time thus causing a cathaclism that destroys the world and your movie :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to catch an alien so I can get rich by selling it to someone =O

Granted, you didn't say "real" alien, so you go to holywood catch someone disguisted as alien and get into jail for ruining the movie. Even if you wouldn't normally do it, you are because you've been tricked to be on drugs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a trunk full of coca cola and nothing of the following would happen:

 

 

 

- Becoming disguisting time by time

 

 

 

- Trunk falling on me causing me to die

 

 

 

- colas having anything unusual about him (sending me to hell, being poisoned, etc) expect that they last forever

 

 

 

- Possible to coming back to the rightful owner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile in the factory the coca cola manager feels ruined for having his trunk stolen

That these coca-colas have a illegal substance in them that disqualifies you from getting the theiving skill cape, now it is revealed how you did not get skill cape here http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=421115&start=380. Omg the first substance abuse in the history of Runescape! :lol:

No wish so I beam you to death

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd know I got in real life and there is no thieving cape in real life. :shame:

No wish so I beam you to death

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd know I got in real life and there is no thieving cape in real life. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooops sorry. Anyways, you get sent a cape made of Angora Wool which you are deathly allergic to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to give Zezima a prank call imitating Andrew Gower saying that unfortunatly, to their best efforts, his account was hacked :)

Granted, Zezima realizes it's fake and calls the FBI, the FBI arrests you for 37 year jail for prank call.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would be wearing my armour(look in sig) in real life and would be fighting demons, dragons and other magical beasts in real life also.