Unfortunatly George Bush doesn't like you doing his fav pastime and sends in kills you in a stake where you staked full Veracs

There is a gunman that has racism against people that don't make wish so he kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one, this time the president won't mind my business. :notalk:

Again I forget to wish #-o . Anyways, your walking in the park and get head-shotted by him because he thought you were Rumsfeld because of balding head :lol:. I wish I were mem.

The racism re-kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would've made more sense in my corrupt of your wish.

You never get your chance because an anti-racism lady b*-slaps you to death

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a alienware comp

Granted, aliens arrests you for seeing you and you are taken to a planet 5 *10^5700 trillion miles away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't just a coinicidence that the word "oak" is in two of my hobbies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pok̮̩̉̉mon as professor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RuneScape as a tree

I don't get your wish.Do you want the professor to have a different name or do you want the pokemon people to call you to say his name is Oak because they play RS and like WCing?Which ever it is,the genie gets confused by it,so he turns you into an oak seed and sends you into Runescape,where a noob finds you,tries to sell you for money,then just drops you.No one picks you up,so you disappear into nothingness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the shark that ate my pet fish was my new pet,but he won't eat me,my family,or my friends,but he will eat my enemies,he won't die,and that he is in a tank large enough for him to live comfortably in.

Granted, some dude with ugly beard can't stop following you, tries to buy the shark, the shark eats him, and you get to jail for having a killer pet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there would be horrible traffic and I would have to get to the job at 9am, but get there at 10:02am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile somewhere in China a dude get's fired from a bakery because the boss has racism against people with red beard (which the fired dude has)

um....well granted but that dude in china called his cousin who lives in your town and tells him. your cousin gets really mad about it and goes on a killing rampage, which includes you because your still in your car and you would be in work but like you wished for the traffic is really bad and you were late

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i wasnt sick right now :|

Granted, but your boss doesn't believe you were sick in the first place and fires you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could access the internet with my brain.

you freeze yourself to go to the future, and you relize their are people with antenas sticking out of their ears, you ask them about it, they reply "we are playing runescape from our minds" you thought it was to good to be true, so went to the brain mart to get them installed, but you get a brain tumor and die...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could talk to animals

granted but you become good friends with them and then they turn on you and trample you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my brother would shutup

Granted, a demon comes to your house and makes sure all members of the family (including you) loses their voice and leaves the house in huge mess.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish dogs could speak and talk English.

dogs learn english, but they end up saying something racist and get brain washed so now they talk like dogs again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i didnt get trampled by my animal buddies just a few minutes ago, i cant feel my legs :(

Granted, they kill your human friends instead since they don't know how to behave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish dogs could speak and talk English permenantly.

granted but then it turned out they werent too warm toward humans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had some cheesecake \ me loves cheesecake

Granted, it's a cheese cake made from rotten cheese. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for nothing.

granted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a red halloween mask

omg this is confusing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you just keep it lol

No wish so I beam you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STOP EDITING THE POST

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so annoying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For manatea3O5:

 

 

 

Granted, it comes alive and eats you.

 

 

 

This was the oringal grant before you messed everything up by editing your post so many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for........

i take it you want a bunch of dots

 

 

 

granted but those dots multiply and take over the world and now we are all dotty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had some soda

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-RS Related wish- (no effect to real life)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could chop down 1 yew log every 5 seconds.

granted, but you're chopping yews so fast you hyperventilate and die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a bigger bank (in runescape)

wish granted but then a bunch of bugs and glitches happen and all your items get destroyed...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a um...pet jad \

granted...pet jad....hmm...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i could be rich in rs but i wont die unless i want to and i wont get board wit my money because there are new runescape items and everybody loved me and i gave out 1 mill a day but i had some munch money in the bank it would not run out.