Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Tip.It Forum

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

Featured Replies

Granted, but Blaziken gets banned for account trading along with your account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was fat

lalalasig2.png

  • Replies 9.5k
  • Views 442.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

You suddenly gain 4000lbs, but you can't move because you're so fat and you die from dehydration.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had blue hair.

.........

...|>..

.\.|>..

.........

Granted, your hair is now frozen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but Blaziken gets banned for account trading along with your account.

 

 

 

I would NEVER trade accounts. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how I could be banned for something I wouldn't do.

you're banned for not going on runescape for a day

plaxer_x.png

 

wii_forum2.jpg

 

Click here to see my goals and achievements thread

no wish.... :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a noob :XD: :lol: :roll:

Granted, you get no friends since nobody likes noobs. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish music never existed (it wouldn't really ruin me because my life would be so much easier without music)

Granted, no one is happy in the world. making you unhappy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish oranges were purple :ohnoes:

Granted, they are no longer oranges they are now purples.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was a yew tree at the top roof of Ardougne Castle with the archers.

Granted, it falls on top of you and crushes you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a PS3 ::'

colorcoordut9.png

death+spray.png

Death%20Spray.gif

death%20spray.gif

Granted, you get a plastic PS3 and it's useless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet Super Mario in real life then I would ask him if he wants a gun fight.

Granted, he shoots you in the chest unexpectedly and you bleed to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was more skillful at Triple Triad :P

colorcoordut9.png

death+spray.png

Death%20Spray.gif

death%20spray.gif

you get so good u quit runescape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for another wish

plaxer_x.png

 

wii_forum2.jpg

 

Click here to see my goals and achievements thread

Granted, you wish for another wish, but since you did not specify who gets the wish, it goes to a random person, and it also turns out that the devil gets the wish and takes you down to his nice red little cottage in the middle of a nice burning meadow. Where you stay there. Forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a lava lamp... ooo nice colors :XD:

colorcoordut9.png

death+spray.png

Death%20Spray.gif

death%20spray.gif

the lava lamp smashes on your head knocking you un-cautious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i didnt buy my ring of stone...

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

Granted, and as the ring leaves your fingers, you accidentally activate it, trapping you as a stone forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for 99 attack.

colorcoordut9.png

death+spray.png

Death%20Spray.gif

death%20spray.gif

umm ok but you will have taken years to get it and waste tons of time and energy getting it. Also you will lose all your rl friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to speak to that Andrew guy who created runescape.

bacchanaliankq6.png

andrew agrees to speak to you, but on the way there you get hit by a bus. You break 78% of the bones in your body. Andrew comes to the hospital to vistit you, and you forgot who he was and just acted like he was a stranger, and you dont get to ask him any uestions or dicsuss runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had 7 arms.

Granted, however some of these hands have minds of their own. Some do bad stuff causing you getting fired from your job and never being able to get hired again without getting fired within a day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could see my own face without a mirror or any mirrorical objects.

Okay, Your Turn...

 

 

 

I wish I had 7 arms.

 

 

 

Granted, but you find that 5 aren't usable while you are wearing your normal clothes... :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I were more happy than this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dang you, Blaziken!!! Alright, here's your piece of being toasted!!!

 

 

 

I wish I could see my own face without a mirror or any mirrorical objects.

 

 

 

Granted, you can leave your body, but it can't do anything every time you do. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I wish I was more happy than this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

I re-wish my last one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your wish request has been handled here:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?p=3916510#3916510

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And BTW, this time, I wish for nothing to happen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

Granted, you get bored since nothing will ever happen. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to meet Super Mario in real life then I would ask him TOO MANY questions.

he gets bored of u and jumps on ur head...killing u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could meet Link and learn his pwnage sword moves

plaxer_x.png

 

wii_forum2.jpg

 

Click here to see my goals and achievements thread

Granted, he teaches them to you, then feeds you cadava berry potion, which knocks you asleep, sends you back to RuneScape, and when you awaken, you have no memory of the moves, totally clobbering the purpose of your jaunt into "Legend of Zelda"-Land... :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for... a breakfast I couldn't have any problems or death or poisoning from.

 

 

 

(The person to grant this has just been PWNED! :lol: ...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

it tastes bad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for me to be absolutely invincible to everything

plaxer_x.png

 

wii_forum2.jpg

 

Click here to see my goals and achievements thread

Create an account or sign in to comment

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.