You're so invincible that everyone tries to kill you and fails. Also, you never die, therefore you can't be with your family in the afterlife. Worse, you get totally bored of this world, blow it up, and end up out in space until you get too close to a planet or star or black hole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(BTW, you broke the limitations of my last wish. Shame :shame: on you.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish he hadn't asked to get pwned like that. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, someone very strong that has a gun asks you to instead, however PWNing that guy seems hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would have 50,000 gun men on my side that would be damage proof, and I would also be damage proof, and it wouldn't be a CHANCE we would get into jail. Then I would get a bus SO BIG it fits for all of us (it's magical bus, it's smaller than 50,000 people, but there are many magical doors there that causes 50,000 gun man to be able to be in the bus), then I would do A LOT OF CRIMES in New York City with help from these gun men. :twisted:

you contract HIV but because you are damage proof, u suffer from terrible cancers and diseases, but feel nothing...the 50000 gun men lose loyalty to u and leave

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for ultimate pwnage

Granted, but in order to achieve ultimate pwnage you would have to pwn yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a lightbulb.

It shatters and blinds you with hot glass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a laser.

You get it, but point it the wrong way and it goes through you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a 20'' LCD TV.

I wish for a 20'' LCD TV.

 

 

 

You get one, but too many of the pixels are burned out, preventing you from reading anything on it. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish... for nothing to happen after the next time I laugh.

 

 

 

***Laughs :lol: ...***

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, you get bored since nothing at all happens after next time you laugh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a teenage son with super powers!!!!!!!

Granted, but due to his super intellect he sees you as miserable little bug, leaves you never to return and breaks your heart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to meet my dream girl and live happily ever therafter.

Granted, but due to his super intellect he sees you as miserable little bug, leaves you never to return and breaks your heart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to meet my dream girl and live happily ever therafter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whops, sorry Blaze, never mind, your corrupt is better...

Granted, but you're too busy with her that you lose your other friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a pie that wouldn't be poisoned, rotten, out of date, disguisting, and I would eat it in a place where no other man is there to shoot me, punch me in the face, etc.

you get your pie but you find out that its not a pie its cake!

You are surrounded by FBI aggents since a bully wishes for you "I wish pizzar was surrounded by FBI"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a car with super powers!!!!!

too bad it became a super villian!!! and took over the world

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that days lasted longer than nights...ALL THE TIME

Granted, you are stressed up since you can't sleep since night is only for 1 minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how a car can become a villain.

Granted, you now know that cars can become villains when they are driven into people or things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a matter transporter to use from my basement to my bathroom.

you get one but you spill something on it and it malfunctions you look down and something says welcome to wallscape

 

 

 

i wish i had a high constuction

Granted, you become so famous, that Fredmcgarry becomes angry about you getting higher exp than him. He does anything to get to 200M, Jagex updates the limit to 1T exp, and while taking a family vocation without computers for 3 months, you notice him having gotten 1T exp then you come back, and you get crazy for doing impossible goal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you wouldn't have made wish that would make one of the good players angry.

You buy so many things for high construction st00f and become broke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this wish would be corrupted when the next wishing wisher wished some wish and the wish he wished was corrupted by the next wish

Granted, however they have more disasterious results than usual.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew Japanesse.

Japanese is now the only language you know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that this wish and my next wish are uncorruptable and invinceable

 

 

 

I Wish that I have 1000 each of every color party hat on runescape

The genie granting everyone's wishes can only grant one wish at a time.He chooses to grant the party hat one,and all the party hats being added to your account somehow overload your computer.It explodes and you have to wait 2 months before you can even go on Runescape.During that time,your account gets hacked multiple times,and the last hacker keeps the account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a penny.Just a normal penny.An old bent penny that's been run over a few times.A penny that won't kill or hurt me or my family,or destroy anything.

 

 

 

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Granted, you mentioned nothing about it not being stealable or anything about "and nothing else bad to happen" so someone steals it and you get mad for weeks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish toys would be alive. They are so boring to act like statues. -.-

Your toys go alive but they didnt like you calling them boring so they kill you when you sleep,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i were REALY rich

Granted, you're now fake money rich.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, I have no toys so my toys won't come alive, I just meant toys in general.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how my toys can come alive when I don't have one.