Granted, you get from a loser artist, because the picture is awesome in their opinion, not yours, since you didn't mention "in my opinion"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my flashlight would start working again (it's out of batteries)

Well so happens I am in NY with a bbat and

thwack

you :)

I wish I knew how what firebird just wrote has anything to do with my wish. :shock:

The wish is semi-granted, you learning to understand me but it is too complex for you and you go insane. To clarify, not the Mod Insane, the one that the disease dementia brings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for someone to say that I write too much

Granted, YOU WRITE AWAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet a pirate and he would say "Arr, dum duff ranks mates" and I would yell at him "IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!"

Granted, YOU WRITE AWAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet a pirate and he would say "Arr, dum duff ranks mates" and I would yell at him "IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, after that he says: "wak da plank you skwigling worm!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I would stop using the ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^

Granted, you don't have to use any smiley or text at all anymore because a criminal breaks your keyboard with a hammer, and BOOM!!! no more need, and he leaves and you never see him again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish next time George visited his office his desktop would eat him. :twisted:

granted, but it also spits him back out because he tastes like vomit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i would win the lotto on saturday.

Granted, you win hundred thousund dollars, but just soon after, a bank robber steals your money and the manager gives you bad news.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could stop throw up potatoes.

granted, you throw up tomatoes instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my toilet wasnt so far from my room

granted, you throw up tomatoes instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my toilet wasnt so far from my room

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, now your CHAIR your siting on is a moving toilet ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this topic would be closed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (no proplems with this topic, this is just a cranky joke ^^)

granted, you throw up tomatoes instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How's that a problem? There are very few things I need that requires tomatos anyway. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway back to topic:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, so is your account (aka you're banned)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a Linoone as a pet.

granted, it tears your face off and sells it on eBay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my PHD(pretty huge ****) was bigger

Granted, but since this is family forum you get into jail for using immature word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a magical DVD player.

Granted, but since this is family forum you get into jail for using immature word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a magical DVD player.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, you get too close, it swallows you, and plays you down. Then he saves it, and sell it on Ebay ^^

No wish????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop invloving E-Bay in their grants of my wishes. Amazon is better.

No wish????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop invloving E-Bay in their grants of my wishes. Amazon is better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, granted, the saved file gets saled on Amazon instead :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way, the wish, thanks for reminding:

 

 

 

I wish that Runescape would have even BETTER graphics than Wow :twisted:...

Granted, Blizzard Entertainment finds out, and try to shut RuneScape down and a big real-life war between Jagex and Blizzard entertainment begins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this smiley: :notalk: wouldn't be so selfish.

Granted now it's even more selfish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that something bad would happen to me.

 

 

 

AHA!NO WAY OUT!

Something bad happens to you, then every member of your extended family. Shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person below me doesn't have to think up a way to corrupt my wish and essentially gets a free wish :thumbsup:

Granted, some more evil guy thinks of the way instead. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would stop being so tired all the time in school.

granted, your tired in your own time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for more wishes

Granted, you get nothing since some bad guy uses a microphone there he can disguise his voice as yours and get's his wishes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was Maxie's best aggent. (Maxie is the leader of Team Magma, I'm back to the pok̮̩̉̉mon world by the way)

I wish I was Maxie's best aggent. (Maxie is the leader of Team Magma, I'm back to the pok̮̩̉̉mon world by the way)

 

 

 

Granted, but the next time one of the Team's Members foul up, she has you tied up and first shot off the ship by a Hydro Pump Attack from a Blastoise, then pulls you out of the water, takes you to her bedroom and bathroom, and does things to you that I can't talk about in a family-friendly forum...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I now wish to eat a very boring pizza that has no problems with it, and can't end up not in my mouth in any way, including stealing and the like, and that while I am doing this, nothing attempts to harm either the pizza or me or both the pizza and me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: To the next poster... You've just been PWNED...)

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maxie is a male dude. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And why would I have problem with a Blastoise? My Zapdos can kill the Blastoise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an answer for that question.