Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maxie is a male dude. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And why would I have problem with a Blastoise? My Zapdos can kill the Blastoise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an answer for that question.

 

 

 

Granted. You'd be so tied up at the time that your couldn't reach your pokeballs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND SAY WHAT?!?!? Maxie is MALE?!?!?!? :shock: Crud, that ruins my granting of your wish. I gotta watch Pokemon more when I am NOT annoyed. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: Due to mental overload, I don't wish for anything to happen this time, because something already did.)

I use ultra balls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Magikarp wouldn't be so weak pok̮̩̉̉mon.

(Ultra Balls are still a type of Pokeball...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your wish becomes granted, but much to your dismay. Magikarp becomes so big and strong that it uses "Body Slam" ON YOU!!! You end up being splat in the ground in a crater spot the shape of your body from the attack, feeling a lot of pain, but nothing broken, similar to how Ash Ketchum or Other Trainers in the Pokemon series would be after something like that. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish......... for nothing. (I'm already too overloaded to think of one. :( ...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, now you're nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I successfully stole that Golem yesteraday without that Officer Jenny send out her very strong [garden tool]-Oh. :wall:

granted but he decides he doesnt like you and begins pelting rocks at you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i didnt have so much homework over the weekend.... :boohoo:

Granted, you no longer have homework over this weekend, but next Monday you will get 12 100-page long essays due next Tuesday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a giant dog house.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D_V_DEVNULL SHALT STRIKE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I wish for a giant dog house.

 

 

 

Granted, you fall asleep and wake up the next morning to look out your window and see an insanely giant dog house in your backyard. Problem is, your dog has also grown to the size of Clifford (Yes, the big red dog) to match the doghouse. And the other problem is, when you walk out to grab the morning paper, your dog licks you and sends you flying into a trash can. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a BIG dilemma. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish lightning would hit me and give me superpowers...

 

 

 

(NO, I don't mean forum user superpowers, seeing as I'm not even trying to aim for "Forum Mod" status... Anywho, someone leave this for the Tip.It'er by the same name! I want to see them answer this one, just for the fun of it!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. D. V. Devnull

Granted, some super villain finds your weakness and kills you and you're in hospital for days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was a full evolved pok̮̩̉̉mon left for me to catch in the Pok̮̩̉̉mon world. There is none, until the next generation comes.

granted, but then once you catch it, in the next series the make a new evolution!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish pokemon were real........ :cry:

They are, they really are. All you gotta do is believe, they are on a planet far far away, you just have to believe. If you mean on this planet:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, all the cities are under attack because Team Magma, Aqua and Rocket are taking over this planet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been in unrealistic world for too long then your computer actually eats you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Found it funny? Probably not, because I didn't. It's probably the lamest lame for lame land, I wish I'd thought of something better.

i wish you wished for something

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also, i wish that pokemon were real, but not any bad team, =)

Granted, you get arrested for illegal flaming from your Blaziken.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did make a wish, quotes count. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

re-wishes

you wish for something better, but, it's so smart, even you don't understand it, and your head implodes, then explodes

I wish for a Linoone as a pet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lot of dangerous things can happen since pok̮̩̉̉mon are very dangerous, so feel free to corrupt.

i wish i remember which pokemon linoone was, :XD: #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had an elekid as a pet

Granted, you have no control over it and before you know it it uses its electirc energy and you have to pay more taxes than usual then it evolves into Elektabuzz and is even more trouble maker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Watch the episode "Showdown at Linoone"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish yu-gi-oh would die, pok̮̩̉̉mon is better.

Yu-gi-oh dies, but takes pokemon with it. Wizards of the Coast gets an anime version of Magic the Gathering, and Magic the gathering becomes insanely popular.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the one (matrix reference).

Granted, you're the chosen one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chosen one on the top of a mad house. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-RS Related Wish (no effect on real life)-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could burn a log on the spot that I circled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

granted, the flowers contain solid hydrogen and as it explodes all the flax pickers and flax fields along with seers bank get annhilated in fire

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a tail

Granted, you become a very weak Zigzagoon and are far away from becoming Linoone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my Spinda could learn Hyper Beam (I mean for the REAL pok̮̩̉̉mon world since I'm a REAL pok̮̩̉̉mon trainer by the way)

granted but the attack keeps missing so u wuld lose every single battle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that all macroer noobs will die

granted, the yew long fletchers and alchers would have to pay massive amounts of gp for the yews and would lose money and the economy of fletching would end

The KBD, Kalphite Queen, and TzTok-Jad form a PK team and see you in full dragon :o

 

 

 

I wish I didn't just forget to wish

Granted, you wish for something stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish "phr33 st0ff pl0x" wasn't one of the very few leet speak sentence I understand.

granted, now you know all the 1337 speak and always talk in it. this annoys your fellow tipiters and u eventually get banned from the forums.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had 100% health (never get sick or hurt)