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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. Your computer breaks, they find out that you're really not as smart as you said and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that no one would ever wish to be a pokemon again (*cough* Iya Helix *cough*).

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, people now start wishing to be Digimon, much cooler.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a buck.

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You get the Buck and it tramples you to death

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i knew supermans secret real name

OT: Luring is sooo easy to avoid. That's what those nice signposts are for.

He's arabic so his name is so long as he says it you die of old age

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my dog never had to crap

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

Granted, he never gets the feeling he has to crap and one day dies of constipation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an alien delicacy.

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You get the food, to find its poison to us, you die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could play guitar really good

OT: Luring is sooo easy to avoid. That's what those nice signposts are for.

Guitar blows up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish george bush actually had the IQ of a shovel

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

He turns into a shovel and digs your grave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could visit naruto

OT: Luring is sooo easy to avoid. That's what those nice signposts are for.

Naruto kicks your a** in 5 seconds...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had the zapakto (W\e spelling is) from bleach =p

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

zapakto (w/e IT is) comes and zaps you for not knowing how to spell it!!..(whatever it is...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had 85 mining

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, you get 85 mining in real life, but it's pretty pointless since the next mining spot in real world is over 5,000 miles from your city.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a servant, then I would trap him so he can't escape and say to him "You're my slave. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! :twisted:" and FBI wouldn't be what happens to me.

you say muwahahahaha so long you look down and now have a clean, fresh skeleton

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a 4th leg

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, it soons fall off since you don't have a 3rd leg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was in crew of evil pirates. Then I would use DVD players to stuck the slaves in a room watching boring movies, over and over again. And the captain would be so proud of me for being so mean to the slaves.

what makes you think i dont have a third leg!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay heres the thought process of a pirate...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rum on da VD player.. :shock:

 

 

 

must wash da VD player :!:

 

 

 

why is da VD player not working :?:

 

 

 

stupid piece of junk!!!

 

 

 

hah!

 

 

 

da VD player looks better floating in the ocean anyway

 

 

 

... dupid VD player

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have 85 mining in rs

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, you magically get 85 mining. But no matter what you do, the swarms will ALWAYS be after you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was in crew of evil pirates. Then I would use DVD players to stuck the slaves in a room watching boring movies, over and over again. And the captain would be so proud of me for being so mean to the slaves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time I would be in a pirate ship that has television AND place to plug the DVD in.

that was a huge sucess so now you show them pokemon...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they throw you overboard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you dont grant my next wish

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Fine I won't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How can I be thrown off board for something I didn't do? My pok̮̩̉̉mon is in another world, so they wouldn't be possible in a ship of this world. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an answer to this question.

you show them pokemon games, your wiki page, and all of the pokemon movies!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would try again to corrupt my other wish!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fine i wont doesnt corrupt it!

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese
But this time I would be in a pirate ship that has television AND place to plug the DVD in.

 

 

 

you show them pokemon...

 

 

 

 

How can I be thrown off board for something I didn't do?

 

I wish you'd know I have more Pok̮̩̉̉mon DVDs than games. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then what i said at first makes sense!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you show them pokemon on your DVD player! \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish more people would make sense around here! :-w

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, every1 gets banned from here, cause nobody makes sense :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would get BFME (Battle for Middle-earth)

Granted, you die for obvious reason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would be a diver, then I would visit SpongeBob and invite him a coke. I also wish to find Bikini Bottom even though it doesn't exist.

You become a diver and meet Spongebob and visit Bikini Bottom but end up killing everyone including Spongebob and destroy Bikini Bottom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't bored

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The boredom turns into a board and knocks you out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could pee outside without being arrested \'

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

granted-- realizing it is legal to pee outside the whole world peesall over you and you die from the toxic-ness of the pee (yes i make up words)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish everyone spoke the same language

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