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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted, but in the process, all citizenship and personal records are destroyed, and they force you out of the country to mexico along with everyone else, then you get poisoned by the water, because you got exiled to a slum town. Then everyone gets angry at being deported, and attack you, you die, and if you regenerate, you lose your ability to make wishes like this, the only thing you can wish for is a swirly pink hairdo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to make a cookiean evil cookie :twisted:

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Granted, now see how everybody will stamp you till the death little phenomen!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i become a Powerfull God of the Darkness with followers called:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE ULTRA UBER MEGA PWNAG3 DARK LORDS DEMONS OF THE DARK SHODOWS REALMS OF THE BLOODED COUNT OF THE DARK LEGIONS SHADOWLY REGIMENT OF DARK KNGIHTS AND EVIL LORD EVIL DARKS OF THE DOOM LEGION OF THE EVI LEGION.

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I temporarily release a few of the less-froggy souls I have collected (which still technically count as people \' ). They all wish for you to join them :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that right before you type your response to this message, you take the nearest stapler (which is in full working condition and contains plenty of staples) and use it to insert at least one staple into each finger or thumb (meaning ten staples minimum). More is always a bonus :mrgreen:

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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Granted,but we have no staplers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you wouldn't post

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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Granted, someone with more challenging wish posts instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could make a virus so powerful that it would steal the other people's DVDs, then I would give the people DVDs back if they pay $67 each, and any time someone would report me to FBI, CIA, cops, etc. the cops, FBI etc. would laugh at them and not believing any evidence. :twisted:

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Granted, but some random priests scream at you while using some holy water:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The Power of Christ Compels You." Now you're inside the hell suffering for the rest of the time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could know secret spells.

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Granted, but now you have 6675667467236 tentacles and eyes and you kill yourself for being too much ugly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could be an evil dictator of the world, something like Stalin or that German guy..

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Granted, but you teleported your organs to the sun where tehy get burned and you to the Bermuda's triangle.. Now you die slowly because you donnot have organs..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could know all the truth about C.I.A and other organizations with secrets...

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Granted. You get the job. WITHOUT ANY PAY! And you signed a binding contract that forces you to stay on forever without getting another job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my goals of 99 cooking and 99 firemaking were done for me.

 

 

 

64k lobbies to go!

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....
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