Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[None2None]

During your interview, your asked to demonstrate your skills, the computer fails, your blamed, and you dont get the job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could wish :anxious:

[userx1000]

during the wish, you say the wrong words and end up killing yourself :-w

[sublimer1990]

I wish you would have wished for something.

[ion496]

but no one wishes.

 

 

 

i wish for 999 mill

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but it was 999 mill ashes,poo...

[nitay]

you got your wish but at night all of that monay was stolen including your own stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a bunney who is not aggeressive and canot be hurt.

[ion496]

but it runs away and gets slayed by super bunnyling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(\_/)

 

 

 

(o.o)

 

 

 

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(\_/)

 

 

 

(X.X)

 

 

 

(>_)

 

 

 

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[happyyoshis]

your super bunnylinger decides to go hunt something else...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish runescape was real and i was an all powerful wizard in it, and that no bad befalls me...

[noname713]

No bad befalls you, but plenty of harm befalls you when people use a complicated array of mirrors to redirect your magical energies and trap you for all eternity in your own dimension, which is small and slightly uncomfortable :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that you take a hammer and use it to break all the bones in your fingers and thumbs before you begin to type a response to this entry.

[foolgool]

i did but all teh smashz0ring did wuz to mak mi a tiper wit no propr grammer skillz or punc2ashun or capitalizashun p0w3rz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my amazing typing in the above statement were fixed.

[dragoonson]

it is but when you edit it,you change it back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a pony

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S.I'm a guy

[The_Bacon_Man]

We do our best.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a cookie.

[Komodoman360]

You get the cookie, but then it is stolen by the pony from the post above, and then you discover that there was a serum inside the cookie that makes whatever eats it go mad. The horse flips out and kills you and itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could make a good decision.

[Waterofgod]

Granted. You make a good decition but you still mess it up and end up being pulverised from the waste down. (dont ask)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the French Revolution had never happend.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, instead the Russian revolution happend and they took over the world for too many years, and were unstoppable. And are still unstoppable so you're a slave. Well, the russians aren't good in English so they think revolution means slavery. :twisted: Even if it does.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the censors on these forums would be removed, and these forums would be rated PG-15.

[ElCusco]

I wish I knew what to say

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you soon forget it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person that posts next will grant my previous wish.

[ElCusco]

Wish granted for 15 seconds but then your internet disapeared and when you got it back, the cencor was back to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the next person posting loves me

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you become pizza with ham and cheeze and I love pizzas so I eat you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could make magical door to evil demension in 15 minutes. Then I would use it to scam hell lotta people, and lie to them saying they are ordinary doors and sell them for seventy-five dollars each. :twisted:

[Waterofgod]

Granted, you fool yourself and put one in your front doorway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a "beat it" by michael jackson on bass. (it is the sickest bass you will ever hear.)

[Zragd]

you do, but by"it" they mean you, thus michael jackson is beating you!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had free membership for life.

[Komodoman360]

granted, but then you die in a car crash, giving you a lifetime membership indeed, for you had a very short life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have in my possesion, and eat, the world's best tasting pizza.

[Bloodredsword]

granded....but as their brining it to you they trip and...well...lets juts say your face was/is never going to be the same agaiun =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish school would die

[The_Bacon_Man]

Granted. School is dead, but you still have to attend it. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for world peace.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, TV, computer, DVDs, etc. are all nonexistance as you can never know when it could contain voilence and you're bored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Michael Jackson would go to my house and tell me "You're a [WordNotAllowed]ing [WordNotAllowed]"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you wanna know what the words are just send me an e-mail, and I will tell you.

[Zragd]

he does, but then all text that is too small to be read is destryod, so the bottom part of that post is destroyed. And then an atomic bomb falls on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that the blaziken master would stop making anoying posts.