Peronix Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 You get the million but find out the hard way it's counterfeit money :P I wish I had a party hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Zragd it can't be me, my shower got removed from my house recently. :shame: Learn to read tiny fonts. :shame: Granted, but it isn't really worth that much because it's a paper hat, and you didn't mention it was a RuneScape related wish either. I wish some random guy would find a snake in his shower, that's poisonous too. :twisted: It can't be me since there is no shower in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zragd Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 some body does!!! its you!!!! youre just in some body elses shower i wish i was a member. Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Granted, you are a member of a slavery. :twisted: I wish I knew how I could be in someone else's shower. :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zragd Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 by going to a house, walking to the bathroom, and and getting in the shower!!!!!!!! unfortunatly you dont qask first, so the owner shoots you. i wish i had a dragon wc axe and that i could use it and that it dosent kill me Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Granted, it lose your temper one day and kill your entire family, since you got it in Real Life. :twisted: I wish that aliens would attack the white house. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 ok, george bush runs over to your house and throws a bucket of white paint on it, suddenly some aliens blow up your house i wish for steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Granted, you didn't say which Steve so a criminal with the name Steve, steals your stuff and kills you. I wish the FBI would change its name to FBÃÆÃâÃâï Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sublimer1990 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Granted, but that character is smudged, and they think it is a T. They are now called the FBT, the Federal Bureau of Telephones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zragd Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 since you didn't wish, you have wished for nothing, and thus recieve nothing. youre whole life is nothing. you do nothing. you are nothing. i wish i had a pie Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jys Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 congrats, the pie just ate you and your family, >.< i wish i could speak french better (to all who speak french here, bonjoer(sp?)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zragd Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 you can speak 2 or 3 more words in french, and none in any other langauge. I wish that jagex would FINALLY MAKE THE STUPID DRAGON PICKAXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Allow me to first explain to you why there is a dragon wc axe but not a dragon pickaxe. You see, wood is softer than stone, meaning that a dragon wc axe generally uses less force per swing. Furthermore, when you swing the axe at an object, the head is pushed against the axe handle. If you will look at the basic design of the two axes, you will notice that a wc axe head is supported by a good portion of the handle, whereas a pickaxe head is only supported by the tip of the handle. Add that to the fact that you have to swing a pickaxe harder (see second sentence), and it's a wonder that pickaxe heads don't fly off more often. Jagex has only relatively recently developed materials and magical forcefields that are capable of holding a heavy magical wc axe head on the handle. Forcefields required to stabilize a dragon pickaxe head, on the other hand, must be stronger for reasons discussed above. Jagex is still working on figuring out how to make a forcefield that is strong enough to hold the pickaxe together but won't deliver a lethal magical charge to you the second you touch the pickaxe. Gah I still haven't corrupted your wish yet #-o Okay, Jagex uses you as a test subject to see if they have finally devised a workable dragon pickaxe :P I wish that you trip on something while you are running on a concrete floor and fall face-first onto the concrete. Nothing other than air at normal atmospheric pressure comes between your head and the concrete (this also means you have no helmet!), and you do not throw out your arms in time to prevent severe injury to your head :) Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Want_a_pie Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I die, but u suddenly realise u love me and burst into tears! I wish that there was a "sell all" or "sell x" to shops ^ What is this? Click to find out! ^ http://roflcoptergames.goforumgo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Granted, there are now new bottoms in the malls, everyone's like "What the [word not allowed on these forums, I shouldn't really get warned because I didn't use the word.]?" because they have no idea what's going on. I wish I'd find 2,500 phills in my pocket that lets me know absolutley everything for 12 hours. Then I'd use it to cheat in hell lotta tests. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitay Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 your wish is granted but after 2 hours you get food poisoning and die i wish i was the absolut king of the world http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/12/nitay+avigad.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Granted, there is another dude that wants to be the king of the world that is your rival, and succeeds and kills you. I wish someone would have revenge against someone right now. I can't wait to know whom and for what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitay Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 wish granted somone took revenge in you and sliced you to 100 pieces i wish i could fly like a fly lol http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/12/nitay+avigad.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zragd Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 you fly like a fly!!!! you are smashed like a fly. i wish i had penny Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaumonde Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i wish i had penny You get penny who ends up being a 95 year old lady! I wish I had a purple cow! Stat Progress | Stat Averages | Stat Records Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade986 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Unforunately, the purple milk you drank from it was poisoness... I wish someone would corrupt this wish... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jys Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 congrats, this corruption has kills you, :o I wish that i had a talking banana, and that this wish and any wish inside of this wish couldn't be corrupted. (p.s. their is someway to corrupt this, but i don't know how, =p.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zragd Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 since the wish can be corrupted you are bruned at stake by angry wish crushers. (the talking banana tortores you first) i want money!!!! Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!Did you really "laugh out loud" at that joke, or did you "chuckle quietly"? say cq next time, not lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 *Sigh* Do you money people ever give up? :roll: A wealthy person dies and leaves you a billion dollars in the will. Eager to increase the money even further, you decide to invest it in stocks. While attending a seminar, a salesperson gets you to put all of your money into a company that produces solar powered flashlights, and solar powered flashlights only. Needless to say, your money quickly dwindles into nothing. On the bright side, at least you helped fund major technological developments in the field of solar powered flashlights :) I wish that you are struck by lightning, and that the current travels through your body (and your body only!) before it is neutralized in the ground. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinslayer777 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Granted, my Tiger beany babie, called lightning, bounces off my head. Angered at your hatred, I call upon him "Assault, Lighting, Sick'em!" I wish more people visited xkcd...the best comic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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