supermonk Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 After two days of living off macdonald's food, you die from your arteries clogging up with fat. I wish I was a woman. Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992. Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbosnail1 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 on your way home from the make-over mage you get mugged, raped and killed.. i wish i had some friends :P Back playing Rs with some vigour for once, Visit my blog and check out what im up too.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=690785 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermonk Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 You find a friend but it happens to be me so you kill yourself. I wish someone would give me a child to eat. Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992. Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 The grocer gives you free veal as a thank-you for cleaning out his septic tank. Oh, and while you were doing that, you had on defective latex gloves. While you had a cut on your hand. Plus, someone with (insert multiple infectious diseases here) used their toilet recently. :D I wish that the person below me links his/her entire post to http://www.google.com. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermonk Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Your wish has been granted. However, this post does not link to Google, it links to Thebestpageintheuniverse.com! I wish that I had a life. Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992. Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted, you now have life of slavery and can never escape. :twisted: I wish I was an evil magician, and then I would use my power to steal from all the banks of the united states and become the worst criminal ever, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Why would you want to become the worst criminal ever? :-k I wish that the person below me links each letter of his/her post to a different website. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted, but the link is broken. Since you didn't grant, but asked, I'll re-wish, and the answer is because I'm evil. I wish I was an evil magician, and then I would use my power to steal from all the banks of the united states and become the worst criminal ever, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted: By different I was thinking you meant to different site from Tip.It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Alrighty then...since you still want to be the worst criminal ever... The first heist, you successfully rob the bank. Unfortunately, when you attempt to distract the police with a fire spell, you burn all the cash you stole. On your second attempt, you attempt to teleport away. Regrettably, your internal organs are now horribly disfigured and rearranged. The third try, you try to blow everyone away with a wind spell. Unfortunately, the resulting area of extremely low pressure draws air back in with crushing force. On the fourth try, you accidentally shatter your staff with a misguided lightning spell. No more magical rampage for you. :cry: I wish I could fly without getting shot down, struck by some freak weather/climatic incident, shortening my lifespan with some disease/condition, crashing into anything (including the ground), or being forced to eat bird food (or any food humans typically do not eat). Oh, and the force of gravity does not change. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted, you get a helicopter so easy to ride even an idiot could fly it. I wish to be George's Bush's new assistant, then while he sleeps I'll hack his computer and remove all his important doncuments. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubahman Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 your wish was granted but then someone else hacked your computer and stole your runescape password :twisted: But the secret government files were O.K. :P I wish I had some tang. 99/99 Cooking. 1500+ total level. 96+ Combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted. You are suddenly teleported to the middle of the desert and feel thirsty. Good thing you have your tang! The tang "accidently" spills because of a dust storm. :twisted: I wish that the person who reads this won't reply to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted, you didn't say "NEVER" so I read it and won't reply to it until after 1 second. You fail killing the thread smarty. :roll: I wish that whoever posts next had a robot that would slap him all day long and would never give up, and the robot wouldn't slap very fast either. And the robot would be unbreakable and unable to leave the dude that posts next alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweety6556 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 granted but when the robot comes he realises im not a dude or a him and leaves. :roll: i wish i could get to 99 cooking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted, but you soon get banned because you actually got a macroing program. I wish that this news entry would come true: The title: Summoning is finally available, you can now summon powerful demons and dangerous dragons. :) Summoning is finally available, you can now summon powerful demons and dangerous dragons. :) And due to the short entry, Rants forum on all RuneScape message boards (including TIF) would be full of rants about how small the entry is and no info in the knowledge database, and how that summoning seems to be impossible to do, because nobody knows where to find the new "Go" rune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweety6556 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 granted, but when you go to start summoning you cant figure out a way to do it, and therefore you go crazy because you spend so long trying to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermonk Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I wish that the person above me would ask for a wish. Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992. Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Granted, but the wish blows in your face whilst you try to grant it. I wish the person that writes next would tell pros and cons about the movie "The Return Of Jafar" DON'T reply if you HAVEN'T seen the movie!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolgool Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Granted, but I don't feel like reciting the pros and cons right now I wish you'd tell me why you want to know so much about Aladdin. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Granted, you fingure out I don't, I want to know more about Jafar. I wish George would find annoying rats in his basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolgool Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Granted, but unfortunately you find out that your mother has renamed you George. Rats for you! I wish Pokemon would just end forever. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Granted, Japan explodes, thanks a lot, no more toyotas. :shame: I wish the president of the United States would find annoying rats in his basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuse Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 granted, but you must romance the rats before they are willing to appear. I wish I had a donut right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 I make you one. FYI, my cooking level IRL isn't that great :) I wish that this sentence ends with a period. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Granted but then pac-man came and ate all the periods. I wish I owned Jagex. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now