gryphon618 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Granted, but once you touch it, it automatically burns. (We put in that feature so that we don't have to burn it if you touch it, but its destroyed!) You now have a bunch of ashes and lost a ruler and a finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyx5000 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 you didn't wish for any thing so now you have nothing i wish i could read minds be yourself because you suck at being that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_guru_123 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Granted, but you start reading everybody's mind, and you want to stop. I wish I had free membership. Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Granted, you're now a member to a girl's club that normally costs $500 to be a member of, it's full of girls that smokes a lot and do drugs, and one of the rules are no escaping so you are there til you're dead. And have to sleep with girls that smoke day and night and do drugs day and night. :twisted: I wish I could change other people's mind, then I would change George Bush's mind and let him think "I'm such an idiot, how could I be such a moron? I can't possibly be more of a jerk. How can I be so stupid?" :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkluniux Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Yup, George Bush thinks it all and commits suicide, the Hugo Chavez takes over all the world because there is not more "Diablo" to defeat, then he nominates you to be his vice.dictator and no one likes neither of you because you are insane and then you are fired with hugo chavez to the extrange bermuda's triangle and you got sucked by your own stomatch to then reborn in the son a a wanna-be potato called "Bob da 1337 constructor" and he will make you to worship bob the cat and feed him with your fingers and to eat your own eyeballs what resplenish for the ages of ages till the end of the world when you will be sucked into a time paradox when geroge bush eats you! I wish someone can write an extensive long spammy and idiotic response to my wish like i did in this post along with the power to destroy the pokemon and defeat Chuck norris. http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 meh i wish i didn't have to eat this slice of cherry pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted. You are now forced to eat 500 pounds of Cockroach Flavored Pie. I wish that :uhh: - this guy, my best bud, would take the day off with full pay! 8-) - (You, my friend, are working today, no doubt about it dude!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted, you have to eat a slice of a pie from Fear Factor instead. I wish I could cheat in fear factor, then I'd use invisible robot to eat my food there AND use items that let me to any stunt faster, and even I could stay somewhere for 15 hours that I'm not suppose to miss, etc. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted. Since you're allowed to cheat, everyone else is too! One of the other contestants was smart enough to bring a gun and a robot that destroyed other robots and humans. BANG! Your robot is now destroyed, and you are next! Since Blazi did not answer my last question, I will ask it again! I wish that :uhh: - this guy, my best bud, would take the day off with full pay! 8-) - (While You, my friend, are working today, no doubt about it dude!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted, he doesn't pay you he pays the designers of the smiley. I wish I would be evil enough to manage to get a snake into a present of a seven years old kid. And somewhere there the packages are in the garden, then while everyone is eating chocolate cake the poisonous snake will come and poison all the kid's friends and guests in the party. And if and ONLY if the snake successfully kills everyone I would be the top FBI aggent, and make the FBI the most evil gang of the world. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted: Remember I can only make FBI evil if I succeed in my evil plan about poisonous snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkluniux Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted, the snake killed everyone and you're in charge of the FBI, the worst gang in all the world, too bad for you because the FBI is useless for "The conspiration" and "the brotherhood" will eliminate 'em. Now you're being prosecuted and then tortured with a extrange device in your brain that makes you feel pain every second of your life. I wish a mill of party hats sets. http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted, your room now has so many paper hats that you can't even access it. I wish the president of the united states (George Bush) would be in important meeting right now and away too busy noticing me hacking into his computer removing all the important details. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 George Bush would never notice that anyway :P While you're distracted hacking into Bush's computer, the CIA is hacking your computer and recovering whatever information you take. Meanwhile, the Secret Service is closing in on your location, eager to test experimental new torture devices :twisted: I wish that the person below me uses exactly 257 characters (including letters, numbers, punctuation marks, and spaces) in his/her post. Hint: it might help to type out your message in monospace font, where everything occupies the same amount of space, then use your amazing powers of multiplication to figure out how much stuff you have to add/delete. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Granted, as this is too long the unneeded font is 'A' in font size one. I wish I was the most evil demon on earth, then I would destroy that planet and move to a planet full of evil demons. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentsurf Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 You become the demon of a human form. You destroy the Earth. You are stranded in space and suffocate in 3 minutes for you cannot hold your breath for any longer. :-X I wish a feather fell from a tree that was 2 km/miles away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 the feather crushs you, it was 5km big i wish didn't live in 11 dimisons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Granted, now you live in only one demension, the brightest of them all, they are so bright that your eyes hurt and you die. :twisted: I wish I was the most evil demon on earth, then I would destroy that planet and move to a planet full of evil demons. This time I would be a REAL demon, not mixed with human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 You get stranded in space again. The vaccuum causes all your blood vessels (or whatever it is demons have) to dilate, resulting in massive widespread (not to mention extremely painful) aneurysms. I wish there were a superhero named 8. 8 would defeat his enemies by literally boring them to death with math. This ability would, of course, not extend into the real world and harm people reading or writing the comic. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Granted. But, the public decides reading this involves using brains, which, cannot be so in todays world. The company stopped further publishing of comics using 8 after an hour of sales. I never wanted to kill 8 off; they made me! :cry: how I will miss 8 and his mathematical figures... stupid public... I wish that Frosty the Snowman would come a'visiting in the middle of July... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Granted, the powers don't affect one villain that LOVES math, and the hero fights that villain for months. I wish I was Jafar's master, then I would have wishes in following orders: I wish I was very evil. I wish to be immortal. I wish for Jafar's freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Granted. For wish 1, nothing happens... oddly, you ARE evil, so Jafar can't do anything about it For wish 2, you become enduringly famous. immortal- a person (such as an author) of enduring fame. "Shakespeare is one of the immortals" You are now surrounded by a crowd, all trying to get your autograph or steal a lock of your hair to sell for $3 billion on ebay. Jafar can't see you. Before you can make your 3rd wish, a guy whose voice sounds like yours says, from the crowd, I wish I had a soda. Jafar thinks its your voice, and gives you a Coca-cola, and then, dissappears. I wish that Frosty the Snowman would come a'visiting in the middle of July... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSpray Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Granted, he melts and the water drowns you. I wish I had a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Granted. Its poisoned, and you eat it. I wish that I could wish for something that I didn't wish would plunge the wishful wisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 The second part is merely a request and as such, can be ignored in the main wish. Please refer to Section III, Article VII, Paragraph IX of the wishing guidebook to clarify which words make part of a wish mandatory, and which words make part of a wish merely optional. I wish that whoever posts next does the following to his/her entire post: make every other letter appear in bold font, italicize every fifth letter, and underline every punctuation mark. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude_of_war4 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 why me?!?!?!?!?! i do this and you die from boredom i wish whoever says a word longer than 2 characters shall die!!! :twisted: click my sig for my blog!!!Thanks everyone for the sigs they pwn!No. Why should i give presents for someone in rs?Most selfish thing I've ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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