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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, the skill is "flower picking" and there is no new stuff you can do all the way. And it's only used to make food that can: Poison 15, heal 3-5 or disease you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Veltia knew that I found movies like "Norbid" and "Wild Hogs" very funny actually, but not Borat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but he still thinks you have no sense of humour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wishes that the pencil right beside me will snap!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but the ink of the pencil get's to your eyes and you feel very bad in your eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next WILL shoot the president of the united states, admit he's guilty and go to jail for 370 years. :twisted:

I would love to Shoot Mr. Bush, the problem is that I can't really see why I should go to jail for doing the mankind a favour :-k

 

 

 

Anyway, I'ill do it but can't go to jail 'coz of Diplomatic immunity (Guess why I'm living in Switzerland but my nationality is Danish).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I wish to know what kind of **** pencil is it that contains ink then everyone with an iq above 50 knows that a pencil contains what is called lead (well that's what it's called even thou lead is not used anymore) while it's pens that uses ink but it weren't a pen beside me but a pencil!!!Long wish, I know!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Damn it. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but a random woman slices you in pieces for breaking her pencil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't idioticly think that by "pencil" you meant pen.

You're not the first person to wish that. A very effective counter was actually given earlier in this thread. I'll let you go find it 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that you would eat an apple right now (at no cost to me)

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted, but the apple I ate was actually a fruit that has never been found in history until now, and since I'm the only one who ate it, I am now the most famous person, and will always will be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be a Karate Master.

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I'M BACK FOR SUMMER BABY

Granted, but the apple I ate was actually a fruit that has never been found in history until now, and since I'm the only one who ate it, I am now the most famous person, and will always will be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be a Karate Master.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but you gets hit of a car and dies at the hospital because of bad food!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Free Wish to next person to post*

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

umm there was no wish so theres no corruption...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was an imp pwning a lvl 126 with full dharok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but you are caught by a hunter and is know kept his slave for ever and ever! :lol: / :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the birds outside would shut up with out anything happening to me!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

granted, but now dogs are barking and cats meowing like theres no tomorrow :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a gf (note: a real life one!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erhm, which dogs and cats??? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay you get a girl friend who is really ugly, selffish, arrogant and you can't break up with her because she won't allow you too do so!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I would manage to sell my frigging guthix skirt for 150k in RuneScape!!!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, the price of a Guthix PlateSkirt is now 150K Dragon Longswords.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd accidently fell off a hill and superman would rescue me. NOTE: I'm not evil in this wish, so he won't fly me to jail. In here I'm just a normal citizen.

Superman rescues you, but since he is getting tired of rescuing "normal citizens" for like a century, he tries something new, and smashs you on a horn of the Rhinosaur.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be evil! :twisted:

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I'M BACK FOR SUMMER BABY

You turn evil but then the power rangers beat the crap out of you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could snowboard in the mountains. :shock:

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Mining so fast that you can literally watch this bar go up.

Have fun plowing through solid rock :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for you to clear out your refrigerator so that you can fit inside, then go inside, shut the door, and stay in there for an hour. You cannot bring in anything with you other than a t-shirt and shorts (which you wear) and a timekeeping device that cannot be used as a significant heat source. The door must be sealed and the refrigerator must be fully operational (as in not broken or unplugged)

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

I don't have a refridgerator...(i do but yeah)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had some new shcool shoes so i didn't have to go buy soem now

Doomy edit: I like sheep

You have a new school shoes but it's way too small for you, so you have to go buy one your size anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a perfect lemonade.

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I'M BACK FOR SUMMER BABY

Granted but Veltia uses it for

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I wish for a camera to make movies with :anxious:

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, it can only make movies with black and white and the sound is disturping. So your movies all suck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a VERY VERY VERY VERY famous movie producer.

granted, but as ur so famous the paparazzis follow u everywhere and one day you die drowned in a sea of cameras and ppl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could read harry potter and the deathly hallows right now...

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Proud to be Mexican, yay!

Granted, a permenant sleep pillow falls in your mouth and you accidently swallow it. Now you are in the school of HP and can NEVER escape. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the Harry Potter movies wouldn't be about a teenager but about a grown man instead. common. <.<

Wish granted but the actor turns out to be Michael Jackson. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could win the lottery.

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Mining so fast that you can literally watch this bar go up.

Granted, you win a rusty car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I couldn't die no matter what. Then I would cause hell lotta explosions. :twisted:

granted, but the explosions hit you (you dont die) and you suffer horrible injuries and suffer pain muahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could go on a tour to egypt

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Proud to be Mexican, yay!

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