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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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fine... granted. you accidently get sat on when u get into an argument with one of your "brothers"....

 

I wish that I had wings... black...

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, they are so small that you can't use them to fly.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what happens after my brother steps on me. I will most likely go to a hospital. But what I mean is how I'll be damaged exactly.

your ribs are cracked, some are even broken. you punctured a lung.

 

you're currently in the hospital in a critical condition.

 

I wish that the next person that posts says something completely random.

granted

 

ill say something unreadable?

 

asdjlfabnsdkfjashdnflkmnasdvojasdfla,sdv aofgjkhsldkcmasdklfhjsDK;FJSDLK

 

HEHE

 

wish this wanst silver with's wish

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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granted.

 

this is silver wit's wish:

 

I wish that I was eating mac and cheese right now.

granted

 

u eat a big macintosh with all cheese over it

 

wish silver wits had some intellegence not to eat a computer...

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

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I have more intelligence...

 

sides.. it's freaking easy to remove bread crumbs from the keyboard...

 

get a bucket of soapy water..

 

remove the usb from the keyboard so you dont shock yourself...

 

get a screwdriver and manually pry out all they keys..

 

then.. dump the whole thing in the bucket.

 

get a toothbrush and start scrubbing.

 

 

 

If your keyboard doesn't work when you dry it and plug it in... do me a favour.. log on.. use the monitor keyboard to tell everyone on this forum while quoting me....

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that someone would do that...

Granted, you will never know who, because everyone that WOULD do that (besides you) wants to keep their life their privacy.

 

 

 

I wish my pok̮̩̉̉mon wouldn't bleed like they do when they lose some battles. <.<Yeah, the pok̮̩̉̉mon don't bleed in the pok̮̩̉̉mon anime, but believe it or not mine do on when I'm in the pok̮̩̉̉mon world.

granted.. your pokemon don't bleed because they aren't real. anymore.

 

I wish that Guyanese people wouldn't laugh anytime they hear the word "pokemon"....

granted. It comes on DVD... it's just that each time you get a DVD in your hand... it gets destroyed..

 

I wish That people wouldn't laugh at me....

Granted, you're surrounded by non-human monkies that laugh at you instead.

 

 

 

I wish I had the power to........ Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:

granted. you die a long and painful death...

 

I wish that I'll live to 90..

Granted, you live next to R-90 which is a dangerous killing machine.

 

 

 

I wish I'd find an expert, then I'd ask him how my death has anything to do with the wish I wished for last time.

Granted. He tells you it's because you irritated Silver Wits...

 

I wish that I had supernatural powers.

Granted, you now have the power to attract any useless junk into your body, but only things you find useless. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd order a NYCTAXI, and it was a demon, and he says "Where should I be taking you?" then I'd say, "The airport" and the demon would say, "I can only go to hell, or darker places." Then I'd say, "Screw you." and it would be locked. Then I'd aim a gun at the demon and say "Let me out, or else I'll make you bleed."

granted. the demon doesn;'t let you out.. you aim the gun and fire at him...

 

he's channelling the devil right? he doesnt bleed.. idiot.

 

 

 

I wish that someone would give me a phat and don't expect a "lil sumtin sumthing" in return..

granted. he later hacks your acount, and takes the phat back, and almost everything else you own.

 

i wish i hade a bigger tv,... (mine is puny :cry: )

Granted, but everyone laughs at you as party hats look silly. You didn't say in RS.

 

 

 

I wish I'd find a dead body in my car, and a lot of blood close to it. Then I'd call nine one one. Then they arrive I'd ask a cop, "Just what in the hell is that dead body doing in my car?"

the police take you into jail, for suspect of murder

 

i wish i hade 100mil worth of gold on rs

granted... you waste it on runescape Prostitutes...

 

and beer

 

and kebabs..

 

rofl.

 

 

 

I wish that I had 100 gp on rs....

Granted, but it doesn't matter, because you get hacked.

 

 

 

I wish a police detective would be in the jury which was watching the whole thing, and would prove to the judge that I'm innocent with a DVD that has the true killer throwing the victim into my car and then shoot him.

hmm.. granted. the killer, aka Silver Wits, kills you as soon as they let her out... [20 years form now]

 

 

 

I wish that I had a get out of jail card that works irl..

Granted, tough criminal punches you that you get real hurt, and steals your card, so you have to stay in jail. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that while that criminal is free, he wouldn't dare trying to kill me.

granted.. he just maims u a bit...

 

i wish that we didnt have to make wishes on this game...

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