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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Not granted, because we don't have to in the first place. Each and everyone of us do it on our own free will. :roll:

 

 

 

I wish I was a gangster, and the gang was hidden inside a roller coaster in a large park.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. they kill you when u go into the coaster...

 

I wish that people liked me more... well my mind anyways... never mind its soo screwed up.

Granted, they like you so much that you can't be left alone ever.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last wish. On and no, they wouldn't kill me since I'd be a member of that gang. Instead they'd be helping me, try another way to corrupt the wish. :roll:

Granted, but since its a large park, it means customers, someone sees you and rats you out the police.

 

 

 

I wish I could meet Jackie Chan.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

Granted, you meet him alright, you meet him when he is shot by a gun. :twisted:

 

 

 

By you, you mean the entire gang, right?

 

 

 

I wish ThruItAll would answer that question.

Granted, you meet him alright, you meet him when he is shot by a gun. :twisted:

 

 

 

By you, you mean the entire gang, right?

 

 

 

I wish ThruItAll would answer that question.

 

 

 

Granted, and I do mean that. No real way to corrupt it.

 

 

 

I wish I could find a way to corrupt that wish.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

you can but you must use your brain, opps not got one.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was goodlooking and slim

granted. however you piss off the magical fairy and she turns you back into the frog you were before....

 

i wish that i could read faster.

Granted, you read so damn fast that you have to go back every time since you ALWAYS miss a lot of important text, since you can't control your reading speed.

 

 

 

I wish I had help from other villains (300 others in fact) to make a roller coaster of doom. And there would be reports of dead people every time someone has had a ride, and the dead people in the reports are the people that went to the roller coaster to have fun. :twisted: I also wish that I would never get killed or caught and the 300 bad guys that help me would never disband me.

Granted. everyone you love, like or even admire go on the ride. everyone you hate are too smart to go on the ride...

 

I wish that you hate me.....

Not everyone, you are forgetting that the other villains wouldn't leave me was part of the wish. :roll:

 

 

 

Granted, now everyone hates you, your life is completely ruined, and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

 

 

I wish I'd find a teenager vandalizing the wall, then I'd shoot him. I also wish that there would be a cop nearby that would say, "Hey thank you, we have been trying to kill that teenage punk for years."

Granted. However the kids family does a "stella Award" thingy and sues you and the cop. they bankrupt you. you sell yourself on the slave market to pay them off....

 

 

 

I wish that I had 100gp.

Granted you get 100 garbage packs, AKA packs of garbage.

 

 

 

I wish you'd know no matter how poor I am I would NEVER sell myself. :roll:

 

 

 

Instead I would take revenge on whoever did this to me!!!! :evil:

Granted Silver Wits knows that you would never sell yourself [that sounds soo wrong]

 

 

 

I wish that I could stop seeing innuendoes in random sentences.

you might but you know you will never, because it seams you have a dirty mind.

 

 

 

i wish that i could spell correctly lol

Granted, since it's an internet slang you can spell it correctly already, but from now on lol is the only word you can spell correctly, evrythink elz w!l ry misbeled lek wiz. Translation:Everything else will be misspelled like this.

 

 

 

I wish for a truck full of coca cola, smashed into my building, and appearing in the empty room of the house.

Granted. when you try to open the drinks.. they make mini rockets and spray the whole house with coke....

 

 

 

I wish that i could get the looney tunes theme song out of my head.. my sis has a ringtune of it...

Granted. almost immediately the "Barney" themesong, the "Teletubbies" themesong, and the "Dora the Explorer" themesongs are clamoring for recognition...

 

 

 

I wish I had another wish

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granted and you wish you were rich you the become the richest person on earth i then come to your home and kill you taking all your money as my own!!!

 

 

 

i wish that i make no wish!!!

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Granted, but you made 10 wishes yesterday

 

 

 

I wish that The Simpsons would only make movies, because the movie was better than any episode ever.

I dont need a siggy no moar.

The Simpsons decided to only make movies ten minutes ago. They were cancled 10 minutes after they decided to only make movies.

 

 

 

I wish I could have 99 woodcutting tomorrow.

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You were one tree away from 99 when the tree you were cutting falls on top of you!

 

 

 

I wish I had spider pig! =P~

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Granted, the spider pig can't behave, so you have now a muddy spider web. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish earthquakes would no longer be in Japan, and they would no longer be in the United States, but there would be too many of them in Europe, in Italy, Germany, France, Spain, United Kingdom and so on. And I'd be save in New York City. :twisted:

The one's in Europe shake so bad, they shake up NYC too

 

 

 

I wish I could get internet on my PSP

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granted. it comes with 200% spam

 

i wish i hade the best inernet in the world, with no spam

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