Granted, nobody visits his grave

 

I wish there were more forum gamers >.>

Granted, they kill you.

 

I wish TheNoobShow could hurry up.

Granted, his slow and painful torture finally results in death

 

I wish, I wish I had a fish.

Granted, you get a shark, and it eats you.

 

I wish anyone who's racist would be shot. - No exception.

Granted, everyone die as Africans, Asians and Latin-American as well as us white "nazi-haters" also are rasist against rasists.

 

I wish all who pride themselves with the title nazist would die.

granted, but because of your misunderstanding of what an actual Nazi is, everyone dies.

 

I wish Tomato would learn that Nazi is not a race, but an organization, and therefore hating Nazis does not qualify as racism.

Granted, I also understand that rasism is the act of thinking of all or most parts of a group of people to be equal/"the same".

 

I repeat my last wish in hope that someone cares to actually interprate it correctly;

I wish all people who pride themselves with the title nazi would die.

Granted, but they kill you first, then they die.

 

I wish I would live forever, wait I already do.

Granted, Immortality = sucky life... 'nuff said

 

I wish I was taller :/

Granted, you grow insane as the first thousand years slowly pass by, then you watch and count each day as if it was a second, last the years, decades, centuaries and then millenia flash by in what seems to be mere fractions of a second, things get silent as you live till the end of time... and beyond...

 

I wish we could be on here 24/7 while still being active with (g-/b-)friends, at school/work, etc.

Granted, you get good Internet access on your cellphone, and use your cellphone while still doing ordinary stuff. But you still have to pay the phone taxes.

 

I wish the statue of liberty would get to life and walk around New York City.

Granted. You wake up 10 minutes later.

 

I wish my computer didn't suck >.>

Granted, you get a high-technology computer, and it's perfect. Only one problem: It's extremely complicated to use.

 

I wish for Abraham Lincoln statue in my garden.

Granted. My John Wilkes Booth statue comes to life and kills yours.

 

I wish I could fly...

Granted. You soar majestically through the clouds. Unfortunately you didn't specify for how LONG you wanted to fly, so in mid flight you suddenly lose the ability and plummet to your death.

 

I wish no one was intolerant

Granted. However, everybody is suicidal now...

 

I wish I wasn't hungry...

Granted. You implode.

 

I wish for a frog in a cage.

Granted. It breaks out and kills you.

 

I wish I was sexually attracted to paper.

Granted, but it's still just a piece of paper, so you get nothing from it.

 

I wish for big dogs.

Granted, you are caught trying to do the declaration of independence and are sentenced to becom an eunuch.

 

I wish my neck didn't hurt and that no bad thing happened a a consequence of this wish being fullfilled.

Granted, your neck never hurts again.

 

I wish for the big boss.

Granted, a big "boss" handhold used in climbing walls fall on your head.

 

I wish for exotic matter.

Granted. The exotic matter seduces you into having sexual intercourse. Now you have little exotic matter babies you have to take care of.

 

 

I wish that one oxygen atom in Bolivia was moved to India.

Granted... Wait... That's been happening for years >.>

 

I wish the ability to juggle chopsticks.

Granted, but you can't juggle a heavy anvil which is thrown right at you.

 

I wish that anvil would be thrown back to the person who threw it at abc1230.