archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ares-Well yes, rather bad, but its the price you pay for living in a world with very, very lax rules. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Sighing, Kemios temporarily buries his piles of goodies (except the meat) deep below ground so they don't begin to spoil. He then returns to Exile, pays 15 gold for his previous debt and 20 gold to his informant, and returns to the remnants of the goblin village, where he proceeded to attempt to use earth magic to create an earthen tent and firepit for himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra- The Giant tries to stomp on your head, but fails. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (CHRIST!?) Umbra rolls to the side and fires a dark magic bolt at its eyes It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios fails to create a tent, but creates a fire pit. +.1 Earth magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra-All the bad luck finally pays off as a bolt of darkest energies blasts the giant's head off.+.5 dark magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Igos retuns to Exile. He wonders if the villagers will reward him & Kemios with anything for destroying the goblin threat, or if they will win any respect. The villagers had whispered of goblins raiding their town before. As he walks though the village, he asks around for the head carpenter/architect, in order to build some structures with the supplies earned from the village. He also collects his gold from the guild. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Okay, so, repressing all memories of page 120. What happens now? I have a pet kraken and am being taught by a level 50 or so mage. Can I get xp or something now? (Umbra, was that really good luck? Now the town is going to hate you. Unless you tell them you found the giant dead and bought the chest along anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios attempts again to create some form of shelter for himself with earth magic. He then attempts to grow a small grove of trees nearby with nature magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra-All the bad luck finally pays off as a bolt of darkest energies blasts the giant's head off.+.5 dark magic. Ok i holy[cabbage]ted, i love dices now :) Umbra guesses that he cant get caught for the stolen gold pieces as long as he doesnt use gold in Exile for a while Umbra checks the chest for traps It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Grim goes up to the attendee and requests an audience. ((Sorry had irl issues)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 If you steal that gold, Exile will likely cease to exist in a matter of days. They're already lacking money. Money which I'm supposed to gather and pay to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Igos recieves some begrudged thanks...partly because they were not actively at war with the Goblins and didn't want to see them slaughter, and partly because things had recently gone very badly for them(The people of Exile) and losing a potential ally was not good. The Carpenter/Architect will charge 300 Gold Pieces for a house. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Suddenly an idea strikes Umbra, he will steal the gold and donate it to the guild and appear as a hero It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Igos asks the carpenter how much wooden palisade walls and a gate would cost, using the supplies earned. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Because nobody is going to question why the gold goes missing and somebody donates it on the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Well then I'll explain it, I will say I offered the giant help and he attacked me, I could only attack it after I tried fleeing, they wont kill me for giving them it It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ares....kind of. You have a Kraken Familiar...which means it and you are linked(meaning it will be resurrected with you). It also functions as an enchanted stone, allowing you(when you are a higher level) to conduct many rituals without expensive focusing elements. It can handle itself in a fight as well, and is immune to blinding. You will be taught .8 levels in whatever you like, regardless of your current level in that skill. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kemios summons a small castle to live in, as well as a grove nearby. +.5 Earth magic+.4 Nature magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Umbra- Its more a box full of gold. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Edit: Internet's still gonna die soon. Kemios lights a fire with magic in the firepit, no matter how many tries it takes, then goes to sleep in the castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ok, well I take a part of the giant as a trophy to show I killed it, and I take the gold to Exile It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Okay then. +.8 in dark magic, which puts me back at 2.0 Am I allowed to stay and study for longer, to gain more xp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Igos- "Hmmm....Between "80 and 150 Gold Pieces each, depending on the ground I was working with." http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Nick keeps walking along the road, doop de doop. I traded my mule for a saddle horse and some food with some farmer on the way, so I am now riding a horsey. Anywho, I cast the offensive aura "Might" (Increases party damage)And the defensive aura "Resist Magic" (erm, resists magic)...about a hundred times while I ride along (practicing, now can I level them up damnit?!) I'm now miles away from you blokes (I may return later to my log cabin or my BATCAVE [with Ares & Jen]). --Note to self: Use less brackets in the future. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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