Um, I built one. It was the thing that took like twenty actions, and I finally finished it.

 

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How long until my army gets to Ned?

hang on, ill find it... somewhere..

you dont yet, your horsemen got lost, and they still have to get back to you.

retech, you didnt build it. i rolled a one for it, and decided not to tell you. that was my last roll for the day btw.

ice can stop a boulder falling from 50 feet in the air?

No, I choose ice magic for the level ten, glowing rock.

Alright Earth, enjoy lacrosse.

Karl and his troops go looking for towns to ask to join them. The cows breed and the gnomes mine.

How long until my army gets to Ned?

Wait, what?!?

How long until my army gets to Ned?

Wait, what?!?

 

I sent an army and my giant ent to assist you in blowing up that large settlement.

Oh, but you don't have to with my rolls. I was only playing around with Ned and a handfull guards.

i tink i can do a session right now.

Kay, but I have to go now. :(

doh. okay...

I'm here!

 

Just reminding you that I chose ice for the level ten magic rack thingy...

 

The rabbits are given a large area with lots of grass to live in, the dead ones are fed to the eagles.

Third round in the assault?

Jen checks on her dragons, and sees how they are.

The horsemen keep trying to find Ned

Army is dispatched and follows the map of the horsemen

Karl and his troops go looking for towns to ask to join them. The cows breed and the gnomes mine.

sorry, i was listneing and watching some speed painting, gimme a sec, and ill roll.

sorry, i was listneing and watching some speed painting, gimme a sec, and ill roll.

Speed painting? More like slo-mo painting.

(13) Mather: okay, magic... well, please keep your own records, and make a post with them, so i can find em again. just makes it easier for me. now, the eagles are fed, the rabbits give uyou another 100. the doors will break next action, and the enemies have somehow set one of themselves on fire, lowering enemy morale

(13) Retech: dragons ahve hached, and about... 6 more actions till full growth. the riders have taken the initiative to tame the young dragons, now bringing them under your control for good. the horsemen get even more lost. the horsemen left no map, so the army jsut sits there. (i had to use your roll for those dragons, youll thank me later)

(16) Grim: you find 4 small settlements who join you. you also find a never ending mine of shoddy adamantium (just so i can stop working out what you find in mining. gets annoying after a while. say you have an income of... 30 shoddy adamntium bars per action)

you get 200 new cows.

Excellent this will complement the "massive amount" of perfect adimantium that I have nicely. Two horselord generals and their respective troops (totaling in 40 cavalry) go to find some more wild horses. Karl and his infantry generals as well as two more horselord generals go to find some more settlements to join him. 30 cannons start production as well as the cows breeding and the gnomes mine (for 30 bars a roll)

grim, your bar count depends upon my roll, get a one, and you may lose the mine. the rest, will peobs be okay. gotta wait for the others first.

A group of both gnomes, humans, a few wolves and an eagle (with a gnome mounted on it) is sent out to look for more gnomes, interressting stuff and new lairs.

Ned and his men storm through the now opening gate and sloughters all resistance (but not unarmed civilians).

Jen tells her engineers to build a blimp and fly to scout for Ned's lair.

(10)Grim: the horsetroops get completley lsot, and one entire troop, minus the general, is eaten by a demon bear. you find no settlementsthe cannons are made, but you only have found 2 adamantium bars. (you got a ten, deal with it)

(16) Mather: you manage to find a huge amount of gold, and as soon as you bust open the door, the troops immediatlet surrender. your scouting group uis eaten by the same demon bear that grim found, except for the eagle, itt and its rider wings back to you to tell you the news.(the gold and troops used up your 16. and i thought that this would be kinda funny)

(13) Retech: you make a shoddy blimp, you have the basci idea, but it will take a lot more effort and time to use this correctly.

Jen sends her army of 300 dwarves, 100 elves, 100 humans, five steel golems, giant ent, some engineers, a general, and their handy maids off to find Ned's lair. They don't know exactly where it is (actually I believe I found it a while ago. Remember when we gave gifts?) but it is okay for them to get lost a bit and find stuff.