mrph3r Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 NEWS: Title change. It's still the same story. The title change has only been put in place to make way for more possible stories in the future. [hide=Catherby, teh best city in teh RS!!!] NOTE: Please do not post unless you read the whole thing. It goes by faster than you think. What is the number one marketplace town in the world? Well, not Catherby, of course. It's Falador, then followed by Seers, and then Varrock. However, we are talking about Catherby here, so nobody cares about those cities. Catherby is the one place where you can train all your skills, except about 19 of them. I can show you what exactly can happen on a normal visit: ------ Training Fishing There are numerous fishing spots in Catherby, what with people lowering boxes and poking the water just offshore. Many people here are very nice; they will shower somebody in need with free stuff. For example, when I was recently fishing: Person1: I need free tuna for my cat! Person2: Fish it yourself. Person1: But my fishing is only 37, I cant fish it. Person3: lol noob When they are not helping people like this, most fishers are running between spots, trying to catch the elusive lobs and swords. If you dont want fishing xp, you can buy these swords at the sword shop in Varrock. Wait, you canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t. Fishers also get to bond with other people, and find out more about each other: Person1: Fishing levels? Person2: 44 Person3: 52 Person4: 61 Person2: Noob go to fishing guild person4! Person4: ur the noob noob! These stimulating discussions are the basis of a good flamer's background. Those species appear right here in Catherby, come out of the water, and into the forums, as you are all well aware. The other most commonly found creature here is the cat. The purpose of the cats at the fishing spots is to make random noise and throw off other people's clicking. The only people that can talk to the cats are those who have done the Ictharin's Helper quest; their reward is to be insulted over and over and over again. ------- Training Cooking One of the most popular ranges is here in Catherby, right next to the bank. The most common people here are cooks, usually cooking lobsters, swordies, or sharks. There are also other people such as buyers, who have the following deep discussions with the cooks: Buyer: Buying raw lobs Cook: Nfs, Im trying to cook them, thats why im here At this point the buyer chooses one of two options, either the all-popular "noob give me lobs now!!!!!!!!1one!!!" or the "whats nfs meen?????????????" Either way, the cooks will respond with "Noob", and so ending the conversation on a very positive note. The other very popular thing here at the range is random events. Every minute or so, a strange plant starts growing, or a random person pops up right next to the range for one of the cooks. At this point, everybody stops cooking and runs around the range like a headless chicken, asking the question ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWhos random event?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncmd Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 THAT WAS HALARIOUS!!!ONE!!1!!!111!! it would be cool to have a series based on this about the other cities. Pm me if you need anything proof-read, I may not be very good, but I am always willing to help.A Seal Clubber is me!A Oxygenarin is me!6*9=42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 18, 2005 Author Share Posted November 18, 2005 Lol, it would be great, eh. This was actually based on my friend Nunquam's Falador World2 series (very well received on RS Main, 600+ post thread). I am coming up with more fake guides right now actually. I will post them here as more arise. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purescimmy Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 19, 2005 Author Share Posted November 19, 2005 I'll take that as compliment. Within the next week, my "Skills guide" should be out. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid214 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 omg NOOB lol jk that was good :wink: [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 20, 2005 Author Share Posted November 20, 2005 Lol, ty. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 It goes where no noob has gone before. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Lol, I dont know about that one...maybe a few THOUSAND lol. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj926 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 pmfg hax u r not r teh rwite that u hax zezima i report for item scamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 lol? NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryderj716 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 my 2 favorite parts are: 10000 is not 1mil. and: What dose firemaking haff to doo with wc??!!!!1!!!oneeleven!!! 1690 total and unranked strength. Headed for 1800.I like the irony (no wait, paradoxicality) in how there's a spelling error in this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 Lol, good times. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 Constructive criticism is also welcome... NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetmuffiny Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 That was very good.. haha it made me laugh. I don't have any suggestions for improvement either. Haha do another city please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 I'd post the Falador one, but I'm getting the author's permission first... NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nunquam Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 I'd post the Falador one, but I'm getting the author's permission first... Don't worry, I've taken care of it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Lol ok then. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_K_A Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Lmao, nice going! I want a "roastmary" please :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 noob. :lol: Lol, ty NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Muijs Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 no noobs were harmed in the making of this thread. classic..... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkieman Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Hehehehe, that was a great read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayushi Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Omg, that is so true. Pretty written. Hilariuos topic. :wink: 4490th to 85 Slayer - 2006.06.25 Please support me in this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 dam funny :lol: keep on writing, i want to see more. R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yang_x_ying Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Bronze prefered, rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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