mrph3r Posted December 27, 2005 Author Share Posted December 27, 2005 Ty all. I may or may not come out with a sequel soon, although it would be "Teh ultimet Skeel Guide", and so it may or may not fit in this forum. If not, I'll link it though. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harakoni Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 the sarcasm, Tre magnifique. read my noobtionary, its similar, youll like :wink: The great NOOB-TIONARY has Return-ed! hara's fight for lvl 85 mining currently at 70! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone_els Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 :lol: brilliant, can't wait to read your others The Once and Future Quest Guru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobjoe Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 ...Ur making catherby seem like a bad place, very very good city, i like it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryderj716 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I think you misunderstood him, he's complimenting Catherby. W00t! Cath 4 3va!!! 1690 total and unranked strength. Headed for 1800.I like the irony (no wait, paradoxicality) in how there's a spelling error in this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted December 30, 2005 Author Share Posted December 30, 2005 It is a bad place...at least if the word noob means something to you. =P NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluck Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 It's very true. I really like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Lol, ty. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob12 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 N00BIE!!!!!! jk tats quite funny to say the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rilha Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 >.<;;; Altogether, far too true. And that's why I don't fish in Catherby. I love languages.J'adore les langues.ÃÆÃ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Lol, ty guys. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewmjw Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 this was so funny i am fishin in catherby because i only have 67 fishin and the cath fishers are 0p3r n00bs to pwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone_els Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Within the next week, my "Skills guide" should be out. Does that mean it's out now? :D Mrph3r.... are you that mod from the rs forums? The Once and Future Quest Guru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryderj716 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Within the next week, my "Skills guide" should be out. Does that mean it's out now? :D Mrph3r.... are you that mod from the rs forums? Yes, yes he is. He's also one of the highest skill totals under 90 combat! And he was also the first president of the United States! 1690 total and unranked strength. Headed for 1800.I like the irony (no wait, paradoxicality) in how there's a spelling error in this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mp3 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 That was awesome . Write one on Drayonr , where you can train such skills as pig watching :)) . Well it wasnt funny , was it ? Ach nevermind . Make another . http://www.theninja-rpg.com/images/galleri/sensei.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 Hey, look what I found from the days I thought I was far cooler than I really was! Bump. NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptogram Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 This is a time for a grammar lesson, the correct way to say that is ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWhose random event is it?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà Don't follow me. You might not make it.All your accounts are belong to us now.If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 This is a time for a grammar lesson, the correct way to say that is ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅWhose random event is it?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jigman15 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Mr Ph3r ph0r t3h w1n! Hilarity ensues. Goal #2Goal #3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist_of_ozzy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I guess i am the first here to say... I didn't like it. The Varrock Library Rules 1. Silence is golden. No spamming is permitted. This forum is for works of fiction, poetry, and any other types of literary works. This does not include your latest trip into the wilderness, thesis about the state of the RuneScape economy, or other discussion type threads. Please... please... please... Write in English that is readable. This includes using proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling! :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I guess i am the first here to say... I didn't like it. The Varrock Library Rules 1. Silence is golden. No spamming is permitted. This forum is for works of fiction, poetry, and any other types of literary works. This does not include your latest trip into the wilderness, thesis about the state of the RuneScape economy, or other discussion type threads. Please... please... please... Write in English that is readable. This includes using proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling! So the fact that: Every event is a figment of my imagination. It takes the micky out of actual events and times that may or may not have happened, so it can be considered to be a 'Based on true events' story. It doesn't make referances to the state of anything, it is simply a comedic look into someones obseverations, based on events that happened to them, that has prompted them to write a FICTIOUS guide book of types. This forum is for works of fiction, poetry, and any other types of literary works As a guide book entry sort of thing, it is an not contradicting any of the first rule. And as for the readablity...It appears that no one, other than possibly yourself, had trouble reading this. I am not trying to flame you but it is pretty easy to read, well execept when you are doubled up in laughter. That out of the way. Why didn't you actually like it, rather than what was techniquely wrong with it? http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 I guess i am the first here to say... I didn't like it. The Varrock Library Rules 1. Silence is golden. No spamming is permitted. This forum is for works of fiction, poetry, and any other types of literary works. This does not include your latest trip into the wilderness, thesis about the state of the RuneScape economy, or other discussion type threads. Please... please... please... Write in English that is readable. This includes using proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling! :? noob I mean... Would you rather that the conversations went something like: "Why excuse me sir, do you have a spare tuna that I could possibly feed to my cat?" "Why no sir, I do not happen to have any, even though I seem to have 27 in my inventory right here!" Even in a work of realistic fiction, events tend to mirror real life. Plenty of the stories in this board are events that could have possibly happened to anybody in real life, and yet they are not locked. As for the state of the RS economy, I'm extremely sorry that I've commented on the *****mary ********** that the guy is looking for, and that all economies of scale are considered part of the entire RS economy. If you want my thesis of the RS economy, I can give it to you. This is hardly it. If you need further proof: NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist_of_ozzy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 And as for the readablity...It appears that no one, other than possibly yourself, had trouble reading this. That out of the way. Why didn't you actually like it, rather than what was techniquely wrong with it? No, I didn't have any trouble reading it. I think anyone who is at a Third grade reading level could comprehend this. I also never saw you explain the part about the "Please use proper english while writing!" So how are you going to explain that? Person4: ur the noob noob! ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅIf yore ritch and giving free stuph press 555ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Ok lets not start flaming it really doesn't bode well on the forums. Ok Respect others. Stories which attack another player are not permitted. So using names is out of the question. Where as Person 1 and Person 2 are names that only someone very immature would use as a proper name, so it can be fairly certain that it is not an attack. The proper english...Some creative license will be allowed for language, It creates a realistic feel to the story...In the same that if you were on RS you could not type 'Would you give me ten thousand gold peices' If you were being polite you would say 'Can u give me 10k gp' Its just common sense. I think the dialogue is because most things need(As my english teacher would say) Textual Support. If you say 'Many people lie to you about what they actually have.' It tells the reader a fact. If you give an example(its funny) they can actually believe it. Also alot of it didn't look very much like spam. Spam looks more like Noob Noobyer Noob Noobyer Noob Noobyer Noob Noobyer Or Are you trying to insult me, or make me laugh? Its were something completely immature takes place that could have been written it a better fashion. As in 'Please try to act like an adult when responding.' Which gives you the moral high ground and destroys part of their argument... I also didn't see you say Why you actually didn't like it http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrph3r Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 No, I didn't have any trouble reading it. I think anyone who is at a Third grade reading level could comprehend this. I also never saw you explain the part about the "Please use proper english while writing!" So how are you going to explain that? Would you rather that the conversations went something like: "Why excuse me sir, do you have a spare tuna that I could possibly feed to my cat?" "Why no sir, I do not happen to have any, even though I seem to have 27 in my inventory right here!" You seem to have answered yourself perfectly well here. I'll move on. Person 1 2 3 and 4. Yeah, Real creative..... Tell me then how I can guarantee not having a name that is being used or very close to not being used ingame by somebody, and I'll gladly use it. What's with the dialogue? You're making this seem more of a play than anything else. Oh, I get it. Plays don't tell stories, right? No, I'm not saying your english must be perfect. All i am saying, is it should be good enough to the point where it doesn't look like spam. Which this story to me, looks like a bunch of spam. If so, get a moderator in here. Are you trying to insult me, or make me laugh? If you had to ask... NO MERCH - NO PEST CONTROL - NO SOUL WARSLowest combat (only sub-90) on the TIF high scores list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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