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Yay, now I can post without making it a double post.

 

 

 

 

Okay, several things. Here's the "history" of our village. (Told from the point of view of Jen)

 

I stumbled through the pine forests in a daze. My waterskins had long run out and my head was bleeding. Vicious boars had knocked me unconcious several times, and once I had been beset by a bear. Finally I reached a clearing in the forest with the end of stamina bar, before I collapsed. I woke up, barely concious after the physical toll of my journey. My hunger bar was black and I began to lose hitpoints rapidly, but before I fell unconcious again, I smelled a sausage nearby. I dragged my body along the forest floor until I reached the sacred sausage, a Wonderful Wilderness Wurst, lying upon a rock. I took it and stuffed it into my mouth.

 

Suddenly a great fire rose from the ground where the sausage was. It smelled of barbecue and immediately took shape of a face. It cried out to me, "I am the almighty god, Frankfurter! You have been chosen to build a monument to me in this very spot, where people will toil under the harsh sun before eating the fruits of their labor. They will gain valuable FEPs, and regain hunger as if they had not worked a day in their lives! This, you must do."

 

 

And so, Jen became the lawspeaker and supreme sausage maker of the village of Castheo. Legend has it that when meat and intestines (the ingredients of sausages) are placed in the chest in front of the village idol, they will disappear by night, so that the sausage makers in the sky could fashion them into scrumptious goods for the workers to eat the next day.

 

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Also, I need someone to help plow and pave the foundation of the walls. Basically toggle seeing the village claim on, then follow closely with that. Should be pretty easy.

 

Also, I have begun a village granary near the idol, for excess foodies that anyone doesn't need. Please take it only when you are really hungry, and you can't eat anything else. If you catch a rabbit, remember to put the meat and intestines in the chest in front of the idol, then grab some bread from the granary.

 

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Rules of the village

 

1. Don't cut trees without destumping

2. If you need to clear an area of trees (for a house or something), destump and move the logs to a place where you or others can use it.

3. Don't steal, vandalise, or hurt villagers

4. Respect sausages.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Where is the granary or some food? I'll logon if some is near, I dun'want to die.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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If you can survive for five minutes, I have some fresh bread.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

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Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Change of plan, I'm not going out today so I guess it's more spending time on here, be on in a few secs.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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I don't need any wheat, but I can give you some seeds. Tell ya what. I'll give you two crates of seeds if you provide two crates and you finish up the granary. I finished half the palisade (Icu finished the larger half though, thanks. :D), so I don't really feel like doing another construction project.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Who just harvested all my wheat?

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Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

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Not even been on for since last night so not me.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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I don't really mind a harvester, as long as your farming level is at least twenty. Then please replant the highest quality seed in the space of the old wheat.

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Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

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Noooooo, not the wheat!

 

Perhaps you should start a farm so you can take lots of seeds and still maintain it?

 

 

 

Anyways, going to tame a boar now.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

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Kay. I was actually farming for the looks. Also, it keeps the wild animals from spawning.

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Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

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Except the grasslands you planted weren't in my palisades while the wheat was. :thumbup:

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Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Okay I should of typed this up earlier but my report of today works go as followed

 

Finished my farm

Harvested Retech's farm and helped him with his grassland a slight bit

Acquired Rustroots and jars, I will give the jars back to the respective owners after I am done with them

Placed leftover pumpkin seeds in a cupboard in Retech's manor.

 

Kayyyyy

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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You mean you're not logging in again today? :(

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Friend keeps bugging me to stay at his even though I said no no no no. So no I can't though I will hopefully get internet access, if he says no to that I will just walk out of his house.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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