Moderator??

 

GET AWAY, WITCH. You dare betray us!

 

58 HP.

 

Just kidding, just don't post in get to 1000 and count to 500.

Aw but I love those threads :P

 

59 HP

You do not love those threads. You do not perceive those threads.

 

58 HP.

Ah, well I guess I shall just count up in this thread then.

 

59 HP

I'll help as long as you don't mess with those threads :)

 

60 HP.

Hmm... :P

 

61 HP

The wall stubs his toe.

 

60 HP.

But he doesn't cry.

 

61 HP

He hates it.

 

60 HP.

ur meen

 

61 HP

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

 

60 HP.

:lol:

 

61 HP

Nonsense, I post here!

 

62 HP.

Sometimes you aren't here :3

 

63 HP

That is wrong. I am always here. Because I am here.

 

64 HP.

65 HP

The wall gets a pet cat.

 

66 HP.

That dies horrifically

 

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And turns into a zombie cat that constantly tries to kill him.

 

64 HP.

He mistakes a normal kitten for the zombie cat and kills it, then realises what he has done and feels horrible.

 

63 HP.

What's worse is that he happens to live near by an indian cemetery, and the idea of bringing them back is tempting...

 

62 HP.

He brings it back and is happy 4eva

 

63 HP

The wall witnessese the genesis.

 

64 HP.

*Plants a lot of dynamite around the wall.*

 

Here goes.

 

*BOOM!!!!!!!!*

 

65 HP.

A pair of sunglasses comes flying down and land on the wall.

 

66 HP.