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I was just wondering what the stupididst dreams youve all had..you can post as many times as you like,and laugh at other peoples dreams.If this has already been posted,im sorry because i tried searching like 6 times. :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I think the stupidist dream ive had is when i was on a roller coaster with a hippie then he started barfing on me and then he flew away,and the roller coaster turned into an elephant.. :shock:

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Mine was...For some reason I was sneaking into some high security base for some documents...I can't remember why, or where, but I remember there was a samurai sword fight, but this isn't the wierd part.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I escaped in a van (what the hell - my dreams are so uncool...have to escape in a blasted van), and I was cruising down the highway, and there was all these cows all over the road, so I just started driving through the lot of them, and suddenly my van (nice) turned into a cow suit, and suddenly I wasn't a guy driving a van, I was a guy in a cow suit running on all fours...Weird.

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i had a dream that i met the actress that plays hermione from harry potter(i had just seen the 4th movie) and me n her hit it off real well n we started to go out...and i even beat some kids A*s because he was bein gay to her...and i woke up from the dream...and ever since then ive wanted to go to england and marry her lol ...weird or wat...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i had a dream that i met the actress that plays hermione from harry potter(i had just seen the 4th movie) and me n her hit it off real well n we started to go out...and i even beat some kids A*s because he was bein * to her...and i woke up from the dream...and ever since then ive wanted to go to england and marry her lol ...weird or wat...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yeah, a dream will have that kind of effect on me too. It feels so real being close with someone in the dream, then you wake up and it's all gone and you want it back again.

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i went on an african safari with one of my friends moms, and then all i had to kill animals was a blow gun. 'then we were riding the convoy in the plains and a huge brontosaurus came up with ninjas riding it. then i shot the dinosaur with my blowgun and hopped off. i ran behind some bushes and i hear this loud noise, i look over and a stupid lawn gnome was driving a bulldozer around asking for toothbrushes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by far the strangest

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Most of my dreams happen when im its almost time to wake up for school...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats why im sometimes late... :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, who wants to wake up when your surrounded by women in their underwear? :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im serious! I ask who would want to wake up from that kind of dream? :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS, ive also had my share of RS and Warcraft related dreams...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This really goes to show how much my brain has rotten over the years... :cry:

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Well IMO, the weirdest dreams I ever had always left me cleaning up in the middle of the night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next weirdest things were the series of dreams I had when I was a kid. It was about me being a part of a 'team'. Very similarly to the power rangers. Funny thing is, I never got to fight. All I did was see the 'evil boss' while hiding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another dream I just rememebred was when I was being chased by a crocodile. It was huge and all I did was run like hell. Went on for a bit until the end were I saw a 'finish line'. I went through that line and what happened was funny. I stopped mid-air (well, it seemed like actual time stopped) then it's like I won a race.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have no control over any of my dreams :( once I get a hold of the dreams I'm getting, I end up waking up.

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The next weirdest things were the series of dreams I had when I was a kid. It was about me being a part of a 'team'. Very similarly to the power rangers. Funny thing is, I never got to fight. All I did was see the 'evil boss' while hiding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's scary. I also had a series of dreams (I can't remeber how many, but it was a few) involving Power Rangers-esque stuff :|. Me and my brother hid under the deck, and then that evil witch from the Power Rangers TV show (was it Rita here name? I can't remember). Anyways, I could see her and the "putties" but all I had to arm myself was a bubble-gun, and so I didn't ever fight. I just hid. Every time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe the creators of Power Rangers are brainwashing us. Or were. I of course don't watch it anymore...No of course, that would be silly. No way.

 

 

 

*looks nervous and runs off*

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Mine was...For some reason I was sneaking into some high security base for some documents...I can't remember why, or where, but I remember there was a samurai sword fight, but this isn't the wierd part.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I escaped in a van (what the hell - my dreams are so uncool...have to escape in a blasted van), and I was cruising down the highway, and there was all these cows all over the road, so I just started driving through the lot of them, and suddenly my van (nice) turned into a cow suit, and suddenly I wasn't a guy driving a van, I was a guy in a cow suit running on all fours...Weird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just for fun I checked this one out in my dream encyclopedia. Apparently, your pregnant with twins.

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Mine was...For some reason I was sneaking into some high security base for some documents...I can't remember why, or where, but I remember there was a samurai sword fight, but this isn't the wierd part.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I escaped in a van (what the hell - my dreams are so uncool...have to escape in a blasted van), and I was cruising down the highway, and there was all these cows all over the road, so I just started driving through the lot of them, and suddenly my van (nice) turned into a cow suit, and suddenly I wasn't a guy driving a van, I was a guy in a cow suit running on all fours...Weird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just for fun I checked this one out in my dream encyclopedia. Apparently, your pregnant with twins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm pregnant!?! Cuz I can NOT afford to get prgnant right now.

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I had a dream that my best friend beat me up... :shock:

 

 

 

o.O

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had a dream, wasnt necessarily stupid, but it was horrible -.-

 

 

 

A gooooooooooood "friend" of mine logged on msn with a name like (L) Eric (the (L) is a heart in msn)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>.< I didn't want to get up because the dream scared me so bad

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Wierdest dream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have this thing where I can control my dreams as in do anything in them, but they generally dont get far because i get scared of dieing :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I was dreaming I was in class, my friend pointed out that his watch wasn't in time with the clock, I told him that it was because it was a dream and we went around causing trouble at school.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't remember how it happened, but we burst the water main in the middle of the school (i dont even know if there is actually one there, water was flying up from the ground) and after that I woke myself up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next day at school, it was announced that the water main that provides the school with water had burst and the whole school was allowed to go home at 11am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet to find anyone who believes me :P

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Wierdest dream has to be...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was kind of like Noahs ark Im not even religeous but we all know the story dont we... Anyway i was told to build this boat must of been 500 ft tall anyway, I built it and I was really proud of it I remember looking around it and having a really cool feelign in my stomach like giddyness anyway. I was just getting on my boat when a giant version of my 5 year old brother appeared and stomped on it until it was in pieces I remember it turning into one of those falling dreams where when you hit the floor you jump in real life. (Oh yes and apparently if you die in a dream you die in real life too, I always notice you wake up just before you die.)

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i always have reoccuring dreams... this one scared me the most everytime i had the dream my parents would wake me up screaming, kicking and slamming the wall and crying.. i havent got it in years but it was like this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i would describe it as an empty lake surrounded by forests, and im the middle of the lake, everytime i try to run a huge wall flies up right in front of me so i cant run that way, i can see the forest and i wanna get to the forest but even if i turn around or go left or sideways, these walls always block me in, and if im not moving no walls come up.. lol

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The weirdest dream is definately....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I went downstairs in my house and saw a swarm of bee's flying at my conservatory window. At closer examination there seemed to be a chocolate muffin stuck on the window that all the bee's were trying to get to. Then my sister opens a side door in my house, and all the bee's fly in through that way and attack me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And according to my friend (my official dream sharer), my strangest dream is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me and another friend were standing at the bottom of some very grand stairs, and a butler was there. Suddenly i realised it was my house, and I owned the butler. At this point the butler told me something that i didn't understand (even after I'd woke up), that my birthday was 118 (if your British you might remember the two 118 guys running around promoting that phone number), well my and my friend had a certain fascination about them and i found it quite funny that that number came up in my dream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well after trying to figure out why the butler in my dream told me that my birthday was 118, my friend realised that my birthday is on the 11/8 (11th August) and that is probably what it meant. The strange thing is, that i must have known that on a subconscious level, makes you wonder what else we know, but can't access.

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I once dreamt the entire lizzy macguire movie in full surround sound. I HAVE NEVER SEEN EVEN A PREVIEW FOR THAT MOVIE!!

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I had a dream that my best friend beat me up... :shock:

 

 

 

o.O

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had a dream, wasnt necessarily stupid, but it was horrible -.-

 

 

 

A gooooooooooood "friend" of mine logged on msn with a name like (L) Eric (the (L) is a heart in msn)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>.< I didn't want to get up because the dream scared me so bad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol. I've had dreams that scare me so bad... I hardley ever have good dreams... :?

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Well in my one dream not too long ago (let's say.. yesterday!) I was going to this party w/ this girl I hated.. she invited me and I hate her to death. She's such a poseur but I was worried what she was going to think of me so I stole from a bank and bought the best clothes trying to make her jealous. I went to the party and everyone started laughing about me. I was wearing this pretty dress but everyone thought it was ugly. I told everyone to shut up or I'll kill them with my dragon long sword. Then I woke up. It was weird.. Haha I dreamt some what about runescape! (In a way) =P

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Right, this was a few years back. So, please understand why it scared me a little.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I fell asleep, fine... I think. Then I started dreaming about Power Rangers. (That night, I had watched the movie) I was fighting and stuff, doing all well... Then I was captrued by Zed and his "gang". He tortured me mildy and all that palava(sp?)...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, it went passed all that, I was arguing with him and all of a sudden, the big "Z"-headed staff he carries was impaled directly into my stomach and I was lifted up in the air. All my flesh; tearing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I woke up suddenly, sweating... I banged my head on the ceiling (had the bed where you got a sofa underneath and bed on top) Then I fell off, thumping my face on the floor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess that wasn't a "stupid" dream, but I found what happened after the dream comical.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's the most wierdest dream:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(You need the before information prior to reading this dream) I went to Portugal on holiday and seen men fishng off the edge of a cliff. My Dad found itidiotic, as it was a little ledge and about 5 grown men ontop of it. It was a wonder that it didn't collapse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, onto the dream:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Dad and I were camping and obviously, we had to get and prepare some food ready for tea. As you can probably guess; we went fishing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We were ontop of the cliff, just like the men in Portugal... And all of a sudden; my footing went, I slipped, failing to grasp the ledge with my hands... I was falling, pretty fast if I can recall. And a blurr came and cought me. I looked sharply. It was my Dad, BUT... He was the guy who can turn into fire from Fantastic Four who flies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I sorta' woke up, but I would love another sequal to that dream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you noticed that if you're in a really good and enjoyable dream, then you get woken up? I hate it when that happens, it's really hard to fall back asleep, hoping to continue that dream. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, that's the end of my little stories.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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