Napoleonic Hegemony

[Nero]

Well Charles has been in many battles and has yet to gain a trait.

He gets infantry commander, just because. Sorry but I can't really keep track of generals and admirals when there's like 120 of them.

 

Oh, Grim I forgot to answer your PM as I checked it on my phone, which doesn't let me answer. I don't think I've seen him mentioned by Dusty, so for now I'll just leave things as they are.

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Portugal files a copyright claim against Russia, seizing their entire budget for the next two resets.

I will allow it.

 

Dusty, are you going to answer my question that was posed in PM? Please respond via PM.

 

Been away all day, getting to it atm.

 

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UPDATES:

 

Russia's technology investments:

Rifle/musket improvements

Steam power

Railroads

Naval Research

Mass production

Artillery

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Heavy Machinery

Botany

Medicine

Animal Husbandary

Steelmaking

Chemistry

Landmines

Drydocks

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Irrigation

Crop Rotation

Selective Breeding

Terrace Farming

Pesticides

Fertilisers

Improved plow

Crop importation

Improved Scythes

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Mining

Winter survival

 

Random Event - Declaration of Human Rights (Prussia)

With the Prussian crown's declaration of the rights of man, it is finally seeing payback for such a forward thinking move.

 

Effect: Prussia gains the modifier 'Declaration of Human Rights' giving +20% production income

 

Doom said she was enacting the reforms that Napoleon did...so:

(lazy for images...also drunk):

Historical Event - Continental System (Great Britain & Rev. France)

One of Napoleon's reforms was a new trade idea called the Continental System that would see Great Britain's trade within Europe strangleholded by the mighty French economy.

Effect: 'Continental System' for Great Britain giving -20% tariff income

 

Random Event - Starvation (Rev. France & Russia)

Widespread famine across the country has led to massive starvation among the poorer population.

 

Effect: Treasury -5,000,000 ducats

 

Historical Event - Reign of Terror (Rev. France)

Robespierre's radical reforms to the political system within France were not without opposition...

 

Effect: 12,000 Counter-Revolutionaries rise up in Normandy (Northern France) 4,000 hussars, 8,000 Line infantry - General Pierre [Cavalry Commander]

 

Update for the American-British War

 

-HRE army invades Hannover, easily dispatches Hannover's army

-Emperor of the HRE proclaims Hannover an independent state, with no more ties to Great Britain

 

-British government becomes convinced they are surrounded by spies, House of Commons thrown into chaos as everyone points fingers at their political enemies, riot breaks out in the House of Commons, 18 British lords killed and 31 wounded before its brought under control

-British spy in American assassinates James Madison and then is caught and tortured for 18 hours before killed. Just because.

 

-Jefferson army marches away to deal with the Rebellion and gets its ass kicked, runs away back to Washington and says they were attacked by giants with clubs made out of gold. Washington believes this of course, because he's an asshat.

 

-British Royal/Redcoat army go march somewhere (hell if I know, I wasn't provided a map), and eventually run into the American Revolutionary Army, Tea Brigade, and Coffee Brigade. It's not exactly hard to figure out what happens when 20,000 Brits stumble around and get attacked by 40,000+ Americans. Yea...Royal/Redcoat army nearly destroyed, runs away to Canada...

 

-Revolt in American spreads to the centre of the Thirteen Colonies. Rebellion now fields around 20,000 troops (6,000 dragoons, 2,000 lancers, 8,000 line infantry, 4,000 skirmishers)

 

Aside from the random ludicrousness that comes through whenever I drink too much, this is pretty much exactly would've happened anyways.

 

(black is the rebellion...if it gets all of America then the USA collapses...)

[jasignhagj]

Spain attempts to negotiate with the Rebels.

 

"Over the years, The Kingdom of Spain has done much for the people of the Colonies. We have made all residents of any Spanish province citizens. We have improved infrastructure to levels of those overseas. We have even created a second capital to ensure all people of Spain have a chance for their voice to be heard. The strength of our nation comes from the vast array of resources and peoples under the King and God. The brightest future for your people is a strong, united Spain. Instead of using violence, we invite you to come to Caracas and present your concerns to the King, who will be more than pleased to help make the Spanish Americas a better place."

 

In other news, I now have a treasury of 109,000,000. Full army update and such tomorrow.

[Nero]

They respond: Go away with your God and diseases. We were fine before you came anyways.

 

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Sometimes a hard back hand is the only way to deal with things.

[The Dark Lord]

I wish I was in Dixie, hurrah, hurrah!

 

 

Da South dun rose again. Beat that, ye damned Yankees!

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HRE proclaims Self Determination is the key to success and finds a new King/Queen for Hannover, by blood or by merit, depending how willing Hannover is to accept the Declaration of Human Rights. HRE army on stand by to quell any rebels.

 

An offer is made by Prussia to keep the HMS Hannover stationed in Hannover, as an example of Prussian-British Co-Operation, or to give it solely to Britian to say sorry.

 

Prussia sets up a food funnelling company, to buy surplus food from places and sell to the Russian Queen at the going rate in the streets of St. Petersburg(Or wherever the Poorest Peasants are). Food sales leaflets are sent to Russia for validation by the Russian Authorities, showing just how much the Russian Queen cares about her subjects.

 

Humanitarian efforts, to save Russian Peasents are also launched, under the Prussian Red Cross. They will be using whatever donations the people of Prussia think the Russians deserve, given their history, though King Frederick is Optimistic.

 

Any French Immigrants, who have settled in Prussia but have taken up the challange by the Prussian King to forewarn Europe of the woes of the Revolution in France, travelling to Russia, may be given extra food if they want to help out as part of the Prussian Red Cross(Or if they don't want to starve, themselves).

Reasonable measures are taken (not giving a sacks of bread to someone who reappears every other week) to prevent Prussia's Charity being used to fund the terrorism going on in France.

 

General Pierre is offered the position of honourary Teutonic Knight(If he is from the Lorraine Region of France he is offered full Teutonic Knight Status, since that is allowed(apparently)), and the Counter Revolutionary Army is given leave to join the Army of King Charles X of France, amassing in Prussia, should Knight Peirre so choose.

Though, if he does wish to carry on fighting in France, then Prussia/HRE sends weekly food carts to replenish their supplies and help feed their wives and children, if they need it.

 

 

Oh, and Mannerheim (Disciplinarian) is sent to help train up the HRE army. Unless an illusive 2 trait General happens to be floating around somewhere in the HRE.

[Wisp]

Since when is Charles in Prussia? When did I miss this?

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Sorry, Dusty confirmed it via PM.

[Wisp]

You'd think it would be noticed if an army was massing outside of france, lead by the brother of an executed king. Ah well.

 

Also, who wants to import food to france? Grim I pmed you.

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Charles-Philippe is given the right to form up an army for the purposes of restoring his rightful Kingship...but is requested not to follow his Brother's example and attack without proper planning.

 

 

Your'd think, but some times the paper work just gets on top of you :rolleyes:

[Icuownage]

OMFG. I forgot to post the map. That is just epically annoying.

 

But still without a map saying they're helping the rebellion in America it is pretty obvious where they are. I said they'll join the American rebellion line. And you even pointed out where the rebellion army exactly was, it was above Florida. I'm asking for a redo cause losing all my troops cause you didn't know that helping the rebellion out meant helping the rebellion out and marching them full charged into the American forces, where they don't even escape...

 

 

As that is the site of the rebellion in America, battle should already be happening, I contact the leader of the rebellion beforehand and tell them that they have full British support behind them, and they hope with this they can end the war, and that we promise war will end soon if this battle ends in our favour.

 

 

So redo please?

[a_bert]

lol?

 

henceforth my plan is to be to dictate what happens to dusty and if it doesnt go well WELL I SHOUDL GET A REDO CAUSE I DIDNT BOTHER MAKING A MAP

[Icuownage]

I did make a map... Just didn't insert the image stuff, though there is no way to prove it.

 

So the map is out of the question, I'm just saying in the original text it mentions where they are going, so there wouldn't have been a need for it. That's why I want a redo, cause even without the map it states where they're going.

 

Also the fact that they go fully across America without even seeing the rebellion at all and some how end up in Canada which I would have to pass American land anyway to get to (Well where they got to anyway) is just a little crazy... If they didn't wander and get themsleves killed then I wouldn't ask for a redo, but as they did something they werent even told to do cause being told where the rebellion is half a year ago, being told to help them makes them go to Canada.

[Retech]

Wait, famine? The whole point of the agricultural reforms was to prevent famine! That's why I booted out the nobles and all that stuff in the first place.

 

 

Russia thanks Prussia for its humanitarian efforts, even though it really has no clue why people are starving in the first place. < Thought that Russia was overflowing with food.

[a_bert]

everyone gets [bleep]ed over by something at some point in hegemony

 

get over it

[Icuownage]

This isn't a eff over, this is a serious problem. I'm just pissed that he didn't see that I mentioned helping the rebellion a ton of times and he just sent my entire army into your army, which has basically effed me over and left ALL my American territories up for grabs for the next 2 years or something like that. The only part that annoyed me is that my entire army just sees the enemy force, notices they're twice the sides and attacks anyway. If it wasn't for that I would have been like "Oh well no matter". I don't see why I should lose my entire army because I forgot to add the map.

 

How would you of reacted if you forgot a map and lost your entire army, you would be annoyed wouldn't you? Especially when you never ordered them into the the enemy army in the first place. Also now that you have lost this army you have lostt your territories and chances in war.

 

I'm saying that I'm okay if my army just lives, we don't need to redo the entire attack.

[Nero]

Icu, those two armies were in Canada at the end of the last round.

OMFG. I forgot to post the map. That is just epically annoying.

 

But still without a map saying they're helping the rebellion in America it is pretty obvious where they are. I said they'll join the American rebellion line. And you even pointed out where the rebellion army exactly was, it was above Florida. I'm asking for a redo cause losing all my troops cause you didn't know that helping the rebellion out meant helping the rebellion out and marching them full charged into the American forces, where they don't even escape...

 

 

As that is the site of the rebellion in America, battle should already be happening, I contact the leader of the rebellion beforehand and tell them that they have full British support behind them, and they hope with this they can end the war, and that we promise war will end soon if this battle ends in our favour.

 

 

So redo please?

 

The problem is that your armies were in Canada, and that's where Dungeonal sent his armies to attack...where your armies were last round. So, unless you can figure out a way to sneak an entire army past somebody and march it across a continent without being seen, you would've been attacked anyways before you got to the rebellion.

 

[Nexaduro]

Wait, famine? The whole point of the agricultural reforms was to prevent famine! That's why I booted out the nobles and all that stuff in the first place.

 

 

Russia thanks Prussia for its humanitarian efforts, even though it really has no clue why people are starving in the first place. < Thought that Russia was overflowing with food.

Retech, you play Dwarf Fortress! You should know that "thinking" does nothing! Aaaaalways check the food supply. And the alcohol supply. And the food/alcohol barrel supply.

[Retech]

It's Russia, we always have enough vodka for everyone!

[Nexaduro]

Not if you let the Dwarf population get out of hand. :rolleyes:

[Icuownage]

Okay I'm going to show the map I did draw and I'm gonig to post proof of the date it was made

 

 

Proof. It proves the last time I ever even looked at the map was yesterday. That is in GMT.

 

 

This is the map. If you look at the text I gave you it fits.

 

BOTH his armies go through colonial militia resistance, as they can slow down armies a slight bit, I think it gives my army enough time to get out of the path of the American armies.

 

As in the first place they have to march a smaller distance anyway.

 

Also if it really matter that can pass through Indian land on the borders, as his army shouldn't go near there.

 

So that has to solve the problem of my army getting massacred.

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Leaflets showing a 0 ounces in the 'Food brought by the Caring and Awesome Queen Catherine the Great of Russia, for the poor and well loved peasents of Russia.' are sent to Russia for approval and distribution.

[The Dark Lord]

The Ottoman Empire sends Catherine the Great a box of Turkish Delights.

[jasignhagj]

Jus' sayin

 

The nobles of Spain are currently sitting in a large room, deciding how to deal with the rebellion and how to spend their xboxhueg treasury. A decision should be reached in the next months.

[Icuownage]

*Sigh* Believe the map or not, I still have it written in the PM I sent to Dusty, it just gives the visuals so he knows where they were placed.

 

So they should buy my guys enough time, especially as they don't even have to travel that far.

 

Okay I'm not going to be here tonight, if by some grace Dusty does decide "Soldiers walking down part of Canada is quicker than a larger army walking across enemy land and meeting some resistance" Then maybe he'll realise that my army wont die, but I guess they wouldn't of made it in time for the attack.

 

I was kind of waiting of Dusty to give his decision but was off 4 hours ago :/, I'll write up a battle plan just incase.

 

Also how much money do you actually have Dungeonal, cause my forces just reached 40K and it would of costed me around 5 million to deploy them. Not to mention the cost to actually get to 40K you had to spend.... You HAVE to have ran out of money. If this isn't enforced then I question if the moderator is just being biased.

 

(Yes I'm nitpicking but your nitpicked about my forces being trapped in Canada, I've proven that they couldn't be so you have no real rules to back up why they're destroyed)

[Retech]

Russia spends five million on providing food for the somehow-starving peasants.

 

 

 

 

The Prussian leaflet arrived after a few weeks, and Russian fact-checkers quickly point out that the information is false. It also contains harmful information, so they are shipped back to Prussia. They would be destroyed, but Russia knows that paper and ink is expensive.