August 23, 201015 yr My hero just fell drunk and lost every single gold he has, which is around 2kFML [Guild Wars 2-In game screenshot, the MMORPG you are waiting for. Click for thread.
August 23, 201015 yr I finished the quest "find the best thing before sliced bread". Why am I not starting a new one...? Yesterday, my dude had a twig - 10. Then he had a dead fish - 9. Now he has a sharp stick - 8. wat It's been 19 hours and I'm only level 7. What am I doing wrong? :/ YouTube
August 23, 201015 yr My guy is called Bildur, not really getting the game right now but I'll keep at it for a while.
August 23, 201015 yr 12:23 While Hellish Book Wyrm was busy engraving an epitaph on a tombstone for me, I took my chances and fled into the forest. Oh [cabbage]. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
August 23, 201015 yr Author 18:57Suddenly felt like I had to make a use of the deus ex machine. Shook it as hard as I could; shook out a new and shiny golden brick! Ftw. 0.2% built! Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
August 23, 201015 yr 18:57Suddenly felt like I had to make a use of the deus ex machine. Shook it as hard as I could; shook out a new and shiny golden brick! Ftw. 0.2% built! .3% here, how is this ever going to get completed? :x ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
August 23, 201015 yr Signed up! Hopefully I should get an invite soon. This seems like a lot of fun! :D
August 23, 201015 yr Author 20:42A Terminator T-34 is bothering travelers. Maybe I should do something about it, such as... “kill the Terminator T-34”. No don't! Edit: 20:49I fled from the terrible Terminator T-34 into the forest. I hope it won't chase me. Knew it was a bad idea :shame: Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
August 23, 201015 yr 16:05It seems I'd better quit drinking... and start puffing. A man after my own heart. Although he misunderstood me I guess, I told him to go get drunk. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
August 23, 201015 yr I may have been playing for a few minutes but I am really enjoying this. It has been added to my start up page when I load up Chrome. :)
August 23, 201015 yr [hide][/hide] My guy so far :thumbup: EDIT: in the time of posting this I got Leeroy Jenkins was sent on its final journey with one clean stroke. I searched the surrounding area and found a logarithmic abacus and 27 gold coins.15:44Saw a pack of nomad fangirls. I made sure to keep my distance. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
August 23, 201015 yr I can't work out what the God voice does, my hero just seems to act surprised all the time when I use it.
August 23, 201015 yr I can't work out what the God voice does, my hero just seems to act surprised all the time when I use it.I think there are certain "key words" you have to use, like heal, run, trade. Stuff like that. I could be wrong though, but whenever I type in "trade", he goes to town. Not sure. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
August 23, 201015 yr Author Yeah it all revolves around certain words. What isn't clear however is how how to effect his understanding of those words. Do losnger sentances with those words work better than short ones or the other way around? 21:56Attended a concert of the dwarven band 'Burning Beards'. Did I really pay 1937 gold coins for that? He wastes so much money :ohnoes: Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
August 23, 201015 yr My guy survived the night. >:3 Still no bricks, and I dropped off the Greed Pantheon overnight (was about 400). sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
August 23, 201015 yr 22:38Flaming Snowman was decapitated with a clean stroke. Rifling through its robes, I found a basket of eggs and 16 gold coins. :twss: Many believe that the 1980 eruption of Mt. Saint Helens was a catostrophic geological event, in reality it was the day that Jimi Hendrix returned to Earth from the next world and actually stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand.-Random Youtuber
August 23, 201015 yr Author 22:38Luckily, that Supersonic Hedgehog can't move as fast as I can run... My hero can apparently run at supersonic speed now then <3: Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
August 23, 201015 yr 18:02I knelt and begged for mercy. Pedobear was in a good mood, so he let me go. :shock: Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
August 23, 201015 yr Author Truly laughed at that. Lets be glad he was in a good mood. Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
August 24, 201015 yr 19:51I visited the zoo and fed some hungry trolls. Anyways, if anyone cares: http://godvillegame.com/gods/Skull 20:53Ran into a wall while running away from the monster. Yeah, I have skills. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
August 24, 201015 yr "A travelling monk told me the gods like to see an atheist. It gives them something to aim at", or something to that effect. Made me lol. Edit: my current quest is "do nothing until next quest" o_O ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
August 24, 201015 yr 21:33A wandering merchant tried to sell me some sort of slap-based cutting device for the kitchen, but I wasn't interested.21:37Threw myself at the ground but missed.1:57I was going to procrastinate today, but I decided to put it off until tomorrow. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: This game is awesome... Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
August 24, 201015 yr When I left yesterday, my guy had a sharp stick - 8. Now he has a strong staff - 7. He keeps getting weaker weapons >.> He hasn't died yet, and he's only level 8 after 2 days. I was level 7 after 19 hours... Can you affect how quickly he levels up? Also, whenever I use the voice of god thing, he's just like "Was that you?" or "A tablet falls from the sky and says x". I keep saying stuff like "heal", "pray", "kick", and "destroy". I'm only using one word, though. It hasn't had an effect yet :/ YouTube
August 24, 201015 yr I joined this morning. Best message so far: 09:59Spelling Bee was eliminated; found a can of whoopass. My hero is boring. Oh but my first quest is to "Break the Forth Wall" Ponies!
August 24, 201015 yr I died overnight. Oh well. He's a dumb [bleep]er anyways. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
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