u get a note saying; "why???"

 

 

 

*inserts TheBlazikenMaster*

Oh no you don't, because I shoot you before you get the chance to insert me.

 

 

 

*inserts jar of Zzzuperman blood and a note with it that says, "Drink that, you bloodsucker."*

the machine spits the blood back at u, opens its mouth and eats u

 

 

 

*inserts Link from Zelda*

Link kills you before you can.

 

 

 

*inserts chewed gum*

u get a new gum.

 

 

 

*inserts ear*

The vending machine modifies your ears, all you can hear from now on is swearing and hating speech, even if you like dirty language it doesn't matter, because you no longer get good info anymore, only hate speech against you. :twisted:

 

 

 

*While seeing Zzzuperman being pissed off while someone was complimenting him inserts a note saying, "What's up with that loser?"*

u get some new ears. :

 

 

 

*inserts an European soccer-football*

you get shot by theblazikenmaster and then he goes to jail and after 35 years dies there

 

 

 

*inserts a note saying "whats up with that loser?"*

 

*points at the blazikenmaster*

Actually, I faked my death, and I shoot YOU for calling me loser, of course you die in 2042.

 

 

 

*get's back to the present.*

 

 

 

*inserts a bomb that was guarded by evil spirit, that guards it every day, but only wakes up 27th of May once every 50 years, the first guarding was 107 and I did get the bomb yesterday.*

u get a mental in ur house to live there forever

 

 

 

*inserts liek ye 0mg iz liek 1 coinz?*

u get a 1337-alphabet. :

 

 

 

*inserts computer-mouse*

You get a real mouse

 

 

 

*inserts Zzzuperman's avvy*

you get a note saying "please! its too ugly! the machine cant stand it!"

 

 

 

*inserts a cow*

You get milk.

 

 

 

*inserts lemons*

you get punched

 

 

 

*isnerts a chicken*

You get tar'ed and feathered

 

 

 

*inserts cooked chicken*

The chicken's father is behind you and is holding a gun and shoots you as a revenge for cooking his son.

 

 

 

*steals the chicken's gun and inserts it.*

you get a note saying "please! its too ugly! the machine cant stand it!"

 

 

 

i made it all by myself.. :cry: :cry:

 

u unworthy rtrd! :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

u get a 9 mm bullet.

 

 

 

*inserts apple*

You get a doctor

 

 

 

*inserts banana*

u get a monkey

 

 

 

*inserts ps3*

u get a 9 mm bullet.

 

 

 

How many feet is that?

 

 

 

You get a game that sucks. It sucks because you can't play it since it's scratched.

 

 

 

*leaves the vending machine without inserting anything.*

u get nothin.

 

 

 

(and i think thats bout 0.5 inches or somthin, not sure :XD: )

 

 

 

*inserts this smiley; :twisted: *

you get :evil:

 

 

 

inserts happy face, like an evil clown

You get a cream pie in the face.

 

 

 

*Inserts button*

The machine reads "I don't want buttons! I want cash!". It then shoots the button back at you, lodging it in your eye.