A Blazekein, plucked abruptly from the Pokemon universe, pops out of the vending machine and burns you to death.

 

 

 

*inserts British shilling*

you get the meaning of life in some strange language no one understands

 

 

 

*opens up the vending machine, grabs a coin from it, thinking "wow lots of decaying bodies in here," closes vending machine*

 

 

 

You get a mysterious paper that says: "Obey Kingtyguy, ruler of everything".

 

 

 

*Inserts Coin*

A absolutely adorable penguin pops out!

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

You watch in amazement as 10 million illegal immigrants run out

 

 

 

"Inserts Buffalo Nickle"

You get a herd of buffalos stampeeding out of the vending machine, killing you.

 

 

 

you receive a Canadian, as you accidentally inserted a Canadian coin that some rip-off currency-exchange employee gave you.

 

 

 

Inserts a dr pepper soft drink

The guys outside laugh at you since you are putting Dr Pepper in to get cash instead of putting cash in to get Dr Pepper.

 

 

 

*inserts 67 cent.*

You get a knock-off raper.

 

 

 

And Thrallster... I get a me?

 

(I'm Canadian and its not rip off exchange, the american exchange for the canadian dollar is almost equal, the canadian dollar is almost better, and they say it will rise in the next couple months again!)

 

 

 

You get your coin back.

 

 

 

Insert my coin + the stolen coin from the change slot.

You get 2 dwarfs that are angry at you for putting coins inside their house.

 

 

 

And you get sued for trying to scam the machine with a fake coin.

 

 

 

{Inserts myself}

You get completely stuck, and over the years the amount of coins stuck in the vending machine bury you.

 

 

 

The machine spits half dollar out saying "I hate Sacagewea!"

 

 

 

The machine hands you a penny. ooh. You inserted a $20 coin... your loss... :cry:

 

 

 

A demon pops up and blast you with demonic magic.

 

 

 

insert :D .

A crazy clown comes out of nowhere and gives you so much laugh that you find it annoying. You can't help yourself.

 

 

 

*inserts a Poison.*

You get poisoned and die for entering poison into the vending machine.

 

*Enters a coin...*

You get a granola instead of a bag of chips... and the granola had evil, little monkeys that ate your soul in it.

 

 

 

the government sees you put in this assault rifle, they then hunt you down and saw your head off....... :twisted:

 

 

 

An FBI agent arrests you for putting a human's head into an expensive vending machine.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

 

*gets a coca-cola.*

 

*inserts another coin.*

 

*gets another coca-cola*

 

(It repeats until I reach the 15th coin, you decide what happens then.)

You get another Coca-Cola... Then the police arrest you, because they thought you stole them.

 

 

 

The vending machine rejects your inferior coin.

 

 

 

It gets stuck.

 

 

 

You get a normal bag of chips and walk to your seat in the bleachers of the game... WHEN A GIANT PIANO FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND crushes the guy next to you. Then his dead body squishes your chips.

 

 

 

 

gets stuck, pulls it out after an hour