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The Vending Machine Game!

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Corrodes the inner mechanisms of the vending machine with it's almighty eggy power.

 

 

 

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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It is so slick and won't get stuck that it comes back out of the return coin slot.

 

 

 

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

The ghost of Thomas Edison tells you HE was the first to invent the atomic bomb, not the U.S. government, and strangely you believe him.

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, since all these games are "what if in real life" you insert a violin player. And he hits you with his violin and says "What the hell is your problem?" for trying to put it in the vending machine.

 

 

 

*inserts a note saying, "No, that is all."*

...a miniture vending machine comes out

 

 

 

 

 

Insert k0in

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Dungeoneering isn't a skill.

I'm faster than bots at Sorceress Garden.

PM me if you want to chat. My PM is always off.

My keyboard is on fire. Want some?

U get a fake Coke.

 

 

 

Insert keyboard.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

You get a Pepsi, the not-as-good-as-Coke soda. Obviously, the vending machine got mad at you for not inserting a coin. Nice going.

 

 

 

Inserts a coin

Penguin Power!

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^The last great war of the Wilderness....

Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....

apparently, the vending machine you put the coin in was a bomb, and that coin activated it........

 

 

 

inserts the charred vending machine

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You get a bag of evil Doritions.

 

The evil Doritons from the planet Dorito eat your flesh and give you a coin. I steal the coin.

 

 

 

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

You get a normal bag of Doritos, buty, since you're obviouly crazy, you run away, screaming and warning everyone about the alein bag of chips threat. You run through the streets and the sidewalks, into people's homes, and into senior centers, until eventually, you accidentaly get hit by a car.

 

 

 

Inserts a coin

Penguin Power!

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^The last great war of the Wilderness....

Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....

You get coke. But it isn't actually a coke, it's a drug. :twisted:

 

 

 

*shoots the bastard that smuggled coke into the vending machine, takes a coin out of his pocket and uses it on the vending machine.

You get a bag human eyes! Fresh! *Inserts coin*

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You get a bag of human eyes! Not so fresh!

 

 

 

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

It gets spit back out at you by the machine.

 

 

 

I know something about nothing, which is far better than knowing nothing about something.

*CHACK* Your coin is incinerated and a bag of chips pops out.

 

 

 

"Inserts gold coin"

You get coke.

 

 

 

Doesn't insert anything, instead shoots the vending machine. Because it has a note that says "Out of order, permanently".

  • 2 weeks later...

I don't see sign.

 

*inserts coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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An empty can of coke with a bullet hole pops out.

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

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You get a ziplock baggy full of air with a note in it, it says "Hi, I'm all out of heroine today, come back tommorow. Thank you."

 

 

 

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

You get a large foot from a Mossy Gaint.

 

*Inserts Coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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The vendor starts leaking coke all over the linoleum. A passerby slips and inserts their nose into the slot.

 

 

 

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You get a snowball fort

 

 

 

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

  • 2 weeks later...

It's been a week and a half so I'll answer my own...

 

 

 

You get... EVE TRINITY!!! Then you see the tag that says you have to wait till tommorow like everyone else. :x

 

 

 

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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