nine naked men Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 You get... A dust bunny! Batteries not included. Because why the hell would you need batteries for a dust bunny? *Steals dust bunny and puts in machine* sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 You get pie! But, too bad it's posionous and kills the hopes and dreams of small children. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_emflum Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You get a kick in the groin Inserts useless stuff PRIVATE CHAT ON My BlogDragon Drops:2 Chains, 4 Meds, 1 2H, 2 Left Halves, 2 Legs, 1 SkirtRate My Bank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rook_2222 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 out comes more useless stuff F2P for life :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I come out after being stuffed up there by a penguin and procede to stab it multiple times. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultrablobman Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 you get 2 penguin brains! [hide=Barrows Items]Dharok's Helm x1[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 The words of your siggy pop out, printed one letter per page, blank page for the spaces in between words. You don't pick them up, thinking it a waste of time to stand around watching it print, and are later arrested for littering a.k.a. owned by cops. *inserts 1879 penny* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 A guard next to you tells you "Get back to the 80s you hippie." *inserts a note asking "Is Numer0_un0 offended by that guard?"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 A shredded paper pops out :P *inserts Andy Rooney commentary* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogogopie Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Andy Rooney pops out. He is mad at you so he stuffs you into the vendin machine. Unfortunately, you get stuck. *gets Numer0_un0 unstuck, then shoves him/her back into the vending machine, and this time he/she doesn't get stuck :twisted: * Google is evil!Donut!I like pie!That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 You get a severed arm... Don't ask whose it is. :uhh: *Inserts a good old fashioned piece of jammy toast* P.S If anyone says it gets jammed or another crappy pun involving spreads, they will be my next coin. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudecrush8 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 The machine laughs at you and lobbs the toast in you face were it sticks :!: ... *jumps in a bucket of gold paint and tries to shove head in machince* "300 programmers make their futile but glorious last stand against 1000000 angry players in The battle of Misthalin. They fight for honor, glory and new content sacrificing themselves so that their game may live on. This is Madness! This Is JAGEEEX!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 You get 90 free santas, 306 p-hat sets and 280 halloween masks... LOL SUCKER!!!!!! LOL SUCKER!!!!!! #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 You get punched in the face. *Inserts the magic of Disney* sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Too bad the dark magician from another fiction uses dark magic to explode you AND the machine before you get the chance. *Can't reach the vending machines because of him, runs away from him as fast as I can.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The wizard stabs you with a spork as you didn't insert anything. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plugpoint Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 You get what you think is a pizza. You bite it, only to find out that it's a weird-coloured frisbee. Gutted :) Maxed 15/06/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 You get ripped off. Never trust Vending Machines with money. *Inserts another Vending Machine* Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 The coin slot is stuck and falls over on you. You get out from underneath but, half of your body is squished like a mostly used up toothpaste tube. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 You get your head (forcibly) smashed into a wall. *Inserts a bomb* Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Nothing happens (what a waste) Inserts a button with "ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1,000,000" written crudely upon it Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runescape_Wanderer Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 You get a button with "ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1,000,000" written crudely upon it through the change box. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 You get it refunded, because, frankly, I don't know what the hell a 'DP' is. *Inserts a well-written Thread* sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 You get a troll. *Inserts a lit stick of dynamite* Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 You got a refund from ACME Co. *Inserts a bullet* sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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