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The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a bottle of down feathers...

 

down feathers? *asks*

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts nothing*

 

 

 

it's not that I'm not inserting anything, I'm just inserting nothing...

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You get...a black hole. How lovely...

 

 

 

*inserts Worlds Collide*

Need a new signature....perhaps...

you get a collision...you're in between

 

 

 

*inserts something*

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You get nothing. As in, the machine jammed.

 

 

 

*inserts Matinance and oil*

Need a new signature....perhaps...

You get blood and gore, and oil.

 

 

 

*inserts pie.*

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

your head explodes.

 

 

 

*inserts peice of his skull*

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

You get a book on Necromancy. Mysterious!

 

 

 

[inserts LIVE!]

Need a new signature....perhaps...

You get a dead human body.

 

 

 

I insert a smiley. Specifically, :ugeek: this one.

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you get a smiley, specifically, :geek: this one.

 

 

 

*in-serts a de-sert*

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You get a copy of The Big Book of Rhymes (edtion 13).

 

 

 

[inserts Destroyer Ray](DOOOOOOOOOM!)

Need a new signature....perhaps...

you get a destroyer ray through your skull

 

 

 

Insert a coin:O

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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you get a destroyer ray through your skull

 

 

 

Insert a coin:O

 

You have no idea what my Destroyer Ray does do you?

 

You get....a penny back....flying though your neck....bye bye.

 

 

 

[inserts Armageddon]

Need a new signature....perhaps...

The machine gives an error while exploding in your face..

 

 

 

I insert Ultimakomoto

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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the machine doesn't know what the hell it is and shots back out lodging itself into your eye

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Ultimakomoto = ME, YOU IDIOT!

 

*Rages on duncdar2, putting him a good 20 miles below the surface.*

 

 

 

[inserts a Perfectly Normal House]

Need a new signature....perhaps...

You get LUIGIFIED!

 

 

 

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I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

I havent played this game in awhile. The girl from the ring comes out of the machine and you are never heard from again.

 

 

 

You get this awesome BRAWL MACHINIMA!

 

 

 

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I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

The coin-sized slot jams, and the vending machine is never fixed. This thread is abandoned forever...

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The whole forum of tip.it comes out on copy paper, one word from every thread in the forum on a page. :o

 

 

 

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You get the ripped fabric of time

 

 

 

*Buys a new vending machine and inserts coin*

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You get president bush. I'm so sorry man.

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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The machine keeps your coin, you feel ripped off.

 

 

 

Inserts cake.

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