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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a wild explosion and a long letter that states the importance of putting the correct thing into a machine and that next time the thing will take your other arm. Did i mention it took your arm?

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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you get a cat...

 

 

 

*inserts your other cat*

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you get silver wits half naked.(how are you going to fight off nasty?)

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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Congratulations, you get crushed to a bloody pulp as its pushed onto you.

 

 

 

*Picks up the machine and inserts said bloody pulp*

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

The machine rejects the bloody pulp and sends it back out,making it land on you.(My friend paid $3 for a $1 pineapple "set" at a vending machine at school today.My sides still hurt)

 

 

 

*Inserts some copypasta*

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You get cheese. Thats right not american cheese or swiss cheese or any other type of cheese you et cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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you get banned...

 

*inserts the you're banned thread*

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you get sucked inot an alternet universe where all people do is go around saying you got banned!

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin finaly*

 

 

 

(edited as of august 21st almost a month after the origanal post that hasn't been responded to.)

 

(edited as of September 19th wayyyy after the origanal post that hasn't been responded to.)

 

 

 

Please people don't leave me hanging!

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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  • 3 months later...

you instantaneously combusted

 

 

 

inserts coin shaped bomb

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Finally somone posts!

 

 

 

You get your face blown off and a bill for machine repair.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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you get enslaved.

 

 

 

Damn sorry im out of coins.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

You got your round paid for you! Yay!

 

 

 

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Too bad this is a German chocolate vendor so all you get is another chocolate coin.

 

 

 

Puts in a penny

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

you get a penny and a notebook filled with reasons why you're cheap

 

 

 

-puts in a foam potato-

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

Your foam potato becomes a baked potato

 

 

 

=inserts gold dollar coin=

Click Here 4 My Crafting Guide!

Yes, I Do have over 100,000+ Emails. I get about 100+ every day. Want some?

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  • 4 months later...

You get a lead dollar coin!

 

 

 

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Gets a bag of Messenger pigeon Excrement :P

 

 

 

< Inserts 1 gp >

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Gets 2 gp

 

 

 

< Inserts 'Obelisk the Tormentor' >

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[hide]

Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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In return gets thousand eyes idol monster :lol:

 

 

 

Inserts a yellow Phat

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I get Phat because machine rejected it \'

 

 

 

[start insert coin/] Inserts' coin [/ End insert Coin.]

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You get repeatedly targeted by the machine who appears to be spitting coins at you.

 

 

 

Inserts self

Joined Runescape: 23/01/02 |||. Retired from Runescape: 07/07/2007

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Elfs creating a crystal Axe would be like GreenPeace creating a Nuclear Powered Harpoon for killing seals...

"Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'
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Drops: Ahrims Hood, Guthans set FULL (minus legs), dragon half shield, dragon legs/skirt

You get a sexual harassment lawsuit.

 

 

 

Inserts a U-235 pellet

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You get cancer.

 

 

 

*Inserts half of a Ham and Cheese sandwich*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*machine rejects, and you get your sandwich back*

 

 

 

*inserts a gold buddha idol*

*machine retrieves the Jesus statue from Brasil*

 

 

 

*Inserts Katana*

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[hide]

Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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