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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Pepsi. :twisted:

 

*inserts aorange coin.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You get a look at the pretty tube coming out of the vending machine. Then you look at the pretty pattern of paint on your nice t-shirt and the bruises.

 

*inserts a coin and asks for a mars bar*

My name be Lcawte, Miner of Gold, Player of F2P, Woodcutter of Willows, Attacker of Rage, Defender of Myself, Crafter of Fire Runes, Fisher of Tuna, Cooker of Bread, Collector of Feathers, Prayer of Gods, Magician of FoG.

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You get a Bit-O-Honey.

 

*Inserts a Jack-in-the-box.*

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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  • 3 weeks later...

you get nothing, because you didn't notice the out-of-order sign.

 

*puts in an atomic bomb and leave the store before it explodes*

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

Gets shrapnel embedded in your skull even though you're far away from the explosion.

 

 

Inserts Obama.

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You get a head of lettuce, which i come and take away from you. inserts lettuce.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You receive shredded lettuce....

 

...on your head.

 

Insert gasoline.

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A Flaming ball comes out and hits you in the face. hitting you for 9001 damage. It was super effective.

 

*puts Serpent_Eye in*

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Proud Owner Of The Quest Cape

Proud Owner Of The Attack Cape

Proud Owner Of The Defence Cape

 

Dragon Drops: 1 Shield Left Half, 2 Dragon Claws, 10 Dragon Platelegs, 4 Dragon Medium Helmets

 

GWD Drops: Gs shard 1: 3 times GS Shard 2: Nil GS shard 3: 2 times 1 Bandos Tassets, 1 Bandos Hilt 1 Bandos Boots, Armadyl Hilt, 3 Saradomin swords

 

Misc: Ranger boots, Dragonic Visage, Guthix bow,

You get Racheya.

 

*Inserts Vending machine into itself*

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get a black hole.

 

<Inserts a lizard>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You get a chicken head shaped McNugget.

 

<Inserts a baby>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

you get a lot of blood.

inserts whoever posts next.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get Nobstalf.

 

<Inserts some pr0ns>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You get some corn husks.

 

*Inserts a quiet puppy.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

you get a loud one.

inserts whatever i can find in my brothers house.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get the vague item back.

 

*Inserts a glowstick.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get a $500 fine.

inserts me.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get nothing as you are now trapped in the machine.

 

*Inserts a portal gun.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get a Curiosity Sphere.

 

<Inserts a box>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

nothing as you didn"t notice the "we do NOT accept boxes or one hundred dollar bills"

 

 

inserts Oreo cookie

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get a Chips Ahoy cookie.

 

*Inserts a vanilla wafer.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get a random guy with a Mohawk come out and mug you while screaming "This is for entering that wafer! I could of eaten that you..." then it all goes downhill from there.

 

Inserts dead bird.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get a court summons for animal abuse.

 

*Inserts a basket of oranges.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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