You get a case of the heebie jeebies.

 

*Inserts some taco sauce.*

You get some glass shards.

 

*Inserts a crystal.*

You get a geode.

 

*Inserts a venomous snake.*

You get a pair of puncture wounds that you show off later.

 

*inserts a roach.*

You get a nickel bag.

 

Inserts a nail gun.

You get an assortment of shiny rocks.

 

*Inserts a red bandana.*

You get Crash Bandicoot.

 

*Insterts Dr. Eggman*

You get a can of blue spray paint.

 

*Inserts a whiffle ball.*

You get a delicious candy bar.

 

*Inserts a fetus.*

You get a cooler of fresh organs.

 

*Inserts a battery.*

You get a faceful of acid.

 

*Inserts a hockey puck.*

*you get a hockey stick so you can play hockey..... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!*

 

I insert the head of a kitty I killed earlier.

You get a concentrated sample of rabies.

 

*Inserts and asterisk.*

You get one of these things §.

 

*Inserts a unicorn's feces.*

You get some Lucky Charms.

 

*Inserts a feather.*

You get a fourteen headed chicken.

 

*Inserts irony.*

You get a pun

 

*inserts dominance*

You get a skin tight leather body suit.

 

*Inserts a duck.*

You get roasted duck.

 

*puts in a penny*

You get a midget.

 

*Puts in a jelly bean.*

You get Fred Weasely.

 

*puts in the flag of Azerbaijan*

You get a deadly gas.

 

*Inserts a lucky penny.*

You get a leprechaun.

 

*Inserts a three foot tall marble statue of a duck playing golf on the moon.*

You get a Mountain Dew.

 

*Inserts a rare spider native to the Amazon.*

You get a rare spider native to Australia.

 

*Inserts a stereotypical Russian*