You get a drunk Dane.

 

*Inserts chocolate basketball*

You get the result of dividing by zero.

 

*inserts Candleja-

You get a piec-

 

*Inserts banana muffin*

you get a crumbled banana muffin

 

*inserts Camus's The Stranger*

You get a random stranger.

 

*Inserts head*

You get a cow's brain.

 

*inserts chicken guts*

You get an egg.

 

*Inserts Stoltenberg*

You get a zombie chicken.

 

*Inserts a fart*

You get a methane chicken.

 

*inserts a Neopet*

You get a foot lodged in your family jewels.

 

*Inserts meaningless quote*

You get a clone of Mather.

 

*insert pwnage*

You get another clone.

 

*Inserts fat, lazy and [developmentally delayed]ed dog*

You get some -dog tallow biscuits-.

 

Insert +demon tallow biscuits+.

You get asterisks around that last sentence.

 

*inserts The Wall*

You get a load of pain.

 

*Inserts old gymbag*

You get suffocated by old gymsocks.

 

*inserts orange juice*

You get a *gymbag roast*.

 

*Insert a *Cinnamon Gum Roast**.

You get a Keebler Hippie Elf.

 

*inserts Polemace of Kryos*

You receive 1: Elrond.

 

*Inserts Urist McDwarf*

You get magma.

 

*inserts Forgotten Beast*

You get sucked into the result of dividing by zero.

 

*inserts some contact lenses*

They come out rose-tinted.

 

*inserts False King's Soul*

You receive Link.

 

*insert Rhesus Pieces*

All your stuff gets stolen.

 

*inserts a vacuum*

You get a black hole.

 

*inserts a supernova*