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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get some lemonade.

 

<Inserts a sack full of nuts>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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A robot arm extends and croshes your's.

 

Inserts anal-hair.

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Twitter:

@TheMather1

You get a small plastic 27.

 

*Inserts a cannon.*

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You get a cannonball heading straight towards your head.

inserts my bag o' smileys

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

You get scars like the Joker.

 

*Inserts dirty mind.*

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TheMather1.jpg

Twitter:

@TheMather1

You get a small group of children watching as your pants get ever so slightly tighter.

 

Inserts :mrgreen:

You get 99 red balloons.

 

*Inserts a shadow.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Out comes the persons shadow.

 

*inserts a fart*

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My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :)

You get a dog.

 

*Inserts a severed toe*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You get a Stalf

 

I insert a stalf.

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My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :)

You get 3 more. They sure multiply quickly.

 

*Inserts a blue dragonfly.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

  • 5 weeks later...

You get a bug smeared can of Mountain Dew.

 

<Inserts a photo of a pug>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The vending machine identifies the pug as an alien.

 

*Inserts a laptop*

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angel2w.gifmaursangeli.gifCredits to Littleboy for the signature.

  • 2 weeks later...

You get a signed picture of this guy: :twss:

 

*Inserts a panther.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get a puma.

 

<Inserts a semicolon>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 2 weeks later...

You get a full blown colon, complete with the blood to run it with.

 

*Inserts a pickled egg.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Since the vending machine only accepts coins you get "Error! Error! Error!" and the vending machine blows up.

 

*Shoots a random guy on the streets, fill a 25-cent coin with the dead man's blood and use it on the vending machine.*

You get a Coke.

 

<Inserts a vending machine.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You put the key to the wrong slot, you find the right slot and a gate to another world opens.

 

*Inserts a cap of Coca-Cola.*

  • 5 weeks later...

You get a coupon for half a dozen feathers.

 

*Inserts the head of a nail.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get a tree house.

 

<Inserts a hole-puncher.>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 4 weeks later...

You get a bucket full of tiny circles of paper.

 

*Inserts a scalpel.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get a severed scalp.

 

<Inserts a stick of deodorant>

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You get a white chalky substance.

 

*Inserts a centipede.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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