You get the {BLEEP} kicked out of you by a rabid ninja silver_wit's cat who is a zombie. It then runs away and trys to maul my dog again. This is because of your annoying use of tiny print. I really hate it so I stab you multiple times beside the vending machine and put you in a dumpster.

 

 

 

And get restrained by the vending machine while it yells at you angrily for the next 10,000 years (while giving you life extending medication by force :ohnoes: )

 

 

 

Seeing as you're gone, I get 1million gp. :D

 

 

 

*Inserts a bucket of lard*

you get fat...

 

 

 

inserts an insert (whatever that might be)

You get a suppository. Enjoy!

 

 

 

*Inserts a brick*

you get a brick wall....that falls on top of you....

 

 

 

inserts big font

You get your fat mother in a bikini danceing the Hokey-Pokey.

 

 

 

*Inserts coin found in Moss Giants foot*

you get a fire giant...

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts

You get an orange... filled with liquid laxatives

 

 

 

you get the bi***in meat truck....anyone who plays KoL would know...

 

 

 

inserts nothing

You get your face covered in your own poo!

 

 

 

oh, that one, that's a fake btw....

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a fake gp*

I shoot you with an M16 and tell you to use real change

 

*inserts five quarters*

You get 500...ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâÃÂ¥...

 

 

 

*inserts ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâÃÂ¥10 vigintillion*

 

 

 

that's 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 btw...

You get Coke. Lots of it.

 

*inserts another coin*

you get unoriginality...

 

 

 

*inserts a herring*

you get a sign "out of order"

 

 

 

*inserts something green and slimy*

you get a blue screen

 

 

 

*inserts random spammage*

you get a miles long list of nonsenses

 

 

 

inserts a knife

you get a sword...

 

 

 

*inserts pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

the machine brakes

 

 

 

inserts a cell phone in new machine

the mechine says WTF!

 

 

 

*insertes a pound*

you get a half of coin

 

 

 

inserts a blank paper

you get homework...

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a random noob...

you get a whole army of clone noobs

 

 

 

inserts a plane