January 17, 200620 yr I think my computing teacher looks a bit like Chuck Norris. Look hyar -- http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8868/robchuck7kf.gif so he does! :shock: Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
January 17, 200620 yr I think my computing teacher looks a bit like Chuck Norris. Look hyar -- http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8868/robchuck7kf.gif He does! Don't make him mad! He might roundhouse kick you!
January 18, 200620 yr Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. :lol: Holy crap that made me laugh... so did all of the other chuck norris jokes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: etc... My Guide to Killing Green Dragon Autoers
January 24, 200620 yr No no no guys, I have the definitve Chuck Norris joke of all time...... Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
January 28, 200620 yr In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. ;) Ah, I love these jokes...
January 28, 200620 yr Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
January 28, 200620 yr Chuck Norris draws more blood than the Red Cross. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat." :lol: RS Stats | BF2 Stats | ARSCV | LastFM
January 29, 200620 yr On Chuck Norris's Birthday he ritually throws a young child into the sun. It looks we have something in common. Gamertag: Dances w NinjasRetired(Oh noes!)
February 2, 200620 yr some of my favorite are chuck norris ate a rubix cube once, and pooped it out solved and chuck norris invented spoons, because knives are too easy to kill things with "Ive always tried to kill the greatest man alive, but then I finally realize that suicide is not the answer" QsBillabong
February 3, 200620 yr The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked SauronÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s *** halfway through the first chapter. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris." Too late, ***hole. The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case. The only sure things are Death and TaxesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæand when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing. kinda long, hope the censors are ok. I thought these were all hilarious...
February 3, 200620 yr We just switched teachers for the new semester, and my new math teacher talks about Chuck, and he's giving us all pictures to put at the front of our binders :)
February 3, 200620 yr We just switched teachers for the new semester, and my new math teacher talks about Chuck, and he's giving us all pictures to put at the front of our binders :) :lol: Sounds like an awesome teacher. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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