Lionheart_0 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I think my computing teacher looks a bit like Chuck Norris. Look hyar -- http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8868/robchuck7kf.gif so he does! :shock: Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I think my computing teacher looks a bit like Chuck Norris. Look hyar -- http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8868/robchuck7kf.gif He does! Don't make him mad! He might roundhouse kick you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screechingmu Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. :lol: Holy crap that made me laugh... so did all of the other chuck norris jokes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: etc... My Guide to Killing Green Dragon Autoers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dempeople15 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 No no no guys, I have the definitve Chuck Norris joke of all time...... Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. ;) Ah, I love these jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXru1n3dXx Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Chuck Norris draws more blood than the Red Cross. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat." :lol: RS Stats | BF2 Stats | ARSCV | LastFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papickett Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 On Chuck Norris's Birthday he ritually throws a young child into the sun. It looks we have something in common. Gamertag: Dances w NinjasRetired(Oh noes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLLuFoFrEE Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 some of my favorite are chuck norris ate a rubix cube once, and pooped it out solved and chuck norris invented spoons, because knives are too easy to kill things with "Ive always tried to kill the greatest man alive, but then I finally realize that suicide is not the answer" QsBillabong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xglamdringx Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked SauronÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s *** halfway through the first chapter. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris." Too late, ***hole. The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case. The only sure things are Death and TaxesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæand when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing. kinda long, hope the censors are ok. I thought these were all hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard... Just another fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodkilla87 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 We just switched teachers for the new semester, and my new math teacher talks about Chuck, and he's giving us all pictures to put at the front of our binders :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 We just switched teachers for the new semester, and my new math teacher talks about Chuck, and he's giving us all pictures to put at the front of our binders :) :lol: Sounds like an awesome teacher. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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