Nexaduro Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Oh, speaking of that Mather, I forgot one thing. In any sport involving a ball of some sort, I end up getting nailed in the... *ahem* Just recently in a game of handball a goalee got a headshot on me that knocked me straight over, he was trying to get it into the opposite goal through the center. Next gym class, I was standing in exactly the same place, and another goalee does the same thing... only he hits a torso's length down. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Oh, speaking of that Mather, I forgot one thing. In any sport involving a ball of some sort, I end up getting nailed in the... *ahem* Just recently in a game of handball a goalee got a headshot on me that knocked me straight over, he was trying to get it into the opposite goal through the center. Next gym class, I was standing in exactly the same place, and another goalee does the same thing... only he hits a torso's length down.Yeah, I have Nerd Cranium Syndrome. Whenever I try to play a sport that involves a spherical object with velocity >5mph, it begins to gravitate towards my head. The faster it's going, the more pull my head has on it. Suffice to say, I get hit in the head a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I believe I've had my fair share of gonad shots too, I can remember the pain but I seem to have supressed the memories.Though I remember (oddly enough) a mighty headshot, I was leaning on a steel beam and BOOM soccer ball to the head. My head was about 1cm away from the beam when the ball hit the other side, I can't even remember how long my ears rang. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 One of my classmates got a Soccer Ball kicked into his forehead by one of the top players in the world. Might be on Youtube somewhere. I don't get injured in the genitals that often, but probably more than average. It's not really that horrible, sure it floors you, but I think that's a reflex. One guy who nailed me was a track/soccer player, knee to the groin, and I just stood back up and started laughing. That's what usually happens. :P On the bright side, they're usually too surprised to see you standing to hit you again, if they wanted too. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I'm a wimp to the 'sudden pain' stuff. It's other pain I can deal with. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Pain I can handle well, only one thing I can think of is outsite my pain treshold but still not bad enough to send me into a shock state is a punch to the solar. Anything worse and I'll go into shock and start shivering but I won't feel a thing, any lighter and I can shrug it off after a second or two, maybe up to ten in the case of something to the gonads. Yeah, tightning up when struck in the gonads is just the central nervous system going "must... protect... reproductive system..." Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I've had horrible shots to the groin. I would be surprised if I can have children anymore. Once I called my sister a B word and she went full force kick into my groin. I actually flew a feet back and landed on my back crying like crazy. Cause man, that really really really hurt. Another time I was riding a bike, and I went straight into a wall, crotch first. This is perhaps the worst one. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Haha, the one time my brother took my on a biking trip, the same happened to me, except with a wooden post. Then, later, a tree. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I don't like open vehicles. Something about dangling by one hand off the side of a cliff from a speeding ATV. My damn cousin couldn't hear me yelling to slow down. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Heh. Sounds FUN. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Bikes are fun, though it should be noted that any attempted off-roading with mine would just end in a rain of sparks and it ballancing on top of a rock by the exhaust. It only just has enough clearing below to go clear of a speed bump. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Stork has a toe fetish. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Why hello, Halo, glad to see you dropping by. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 This is [bleep]ing awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBydVCF4DrY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Not good... Huge ass thunder storm and a bLoody tornado. Not good at all... Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 This is [bleep]ing awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBydVCF4DrYThat was an indescribable amount of awesome, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Question. How was Mather able to post on the old D'neering thread if it's locked? Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Just locked it. Or wasn't it locked? I was tempted to delete his post. NO THREAD NECROMANCY. SERIOUSLY, NONE, EVER, PM SOMEONE IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I think it was locked.. Oh, wait, it wasn't. My baaadddd... Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I posted as a reply to some bot linking to what it said was a site for buying furniture. It also posted once after that reply, though not as a reply to me, it just repeated itself. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Don't. We can see it fine, Mather. Thread necromancy is one of the things I will not tolerate. :evil: 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Wait what? I don't see the bot posts there. I beleive they were removed. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Nex, you don't happen to be playing Battlefield Play4Free, do you? I met, or rather was killed twice by someone nicknamed +Faust or Faust+, can't remember which side the plus was on, Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Nah. Might be some guy from the White Noise fanbase named Faust. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Don't. We can see it fine, Mather. Thread necromancy is one of the things I will not tolerate. :evil: Although he wasn't the one who necro'd... He could also be a fan of the actual story Mather, it's rather famous. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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