April 26, 201115 yr Oh, speaking of that Mather, I forgot one thing. In any sport involving a ball of some sort, I end up getting nailed in the... *ahem* Just recently in a game of handball a goalee got a headshot on me that knocked me straight over, he was trying to get it into the opposite goal through the center. Next gym class, I was standing in exactly the same place, and another goalee does the same thing... only he hits a torso's length down. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
April 26, 201115 yr Oh, speaking of that Mather, I forgot one thing. In any sport involving a ball of some sort, I end up getting nailed in the... *ahem* Just recently in a game of handball a goalee got a headshot on me that knocked me straight over, he was trying to get it into the opposite goal through the center. Next gym class, I was standing in exactly the same place, and another goalee does the same thing... only he hits a torso's length down.Yeah, I have Nerd Cranium Syndrome. Whenever I try to play a sport that involves a spherical object with velocity >5mph, it begins to gravitate towards my head. The faster it's going, the more pull my head has on it. Suffice to say, I get hit in the head a lot.
April 26, 201115 yr I believe I've had my fair share of gonad shots too, I can remember the pain but I seem to have supressed the memories.Though I remember (oddly enough) a mighty headshot, I was leaning on a steel beam and BOOM soccer ball to the head. My head was about 1cm away from the beam when the ball hit the other side, I can't even remember how long my ears rang. Twitter: @TheMather1
April 26, 201115 yr One of my classmates got a Soccer Ball kicked into his forehead by one of the top players in the world. Might be on Youtube somewhere. I don't get injured in the genitals that often, but probably more than average. It's not really that horrible, sure it floors you, but I think that's a reflex. One guy who nailed me was a track/soccer player, knee to the groin, and I just stood back up and started laughing. That's what usually happens. :P On the bright side, they're usually too surprised to see you standing to hit you again, if they wanted too. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
April 26, 201115 yr I'm a wimp to the 'sudden pain' stuff. It's other pain I can deal with. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 26, 201115 yr Pain I can handle well, only one thing I can think of is outsite my pain treshold but still not bad enough to send me into a shock state is a punch to the solar. Anything worse and I'll go into shock and start shivering but I won't feel a thing, any lighter and I can shrug it off after a second or two, maybe up to ten in the case of something to the gonads. Yeah, tightning up when struck in the gonads is just the central nervous system going "must... protect... reproductive system..." Twitter: @TheMather1
April 26, 201115 yr I've had horrible shots to the groin. I would be surprised if I can have children anymore. Once I called my sister a B word and she went full force kick into my groin. I actually flew a feet back and landed on my back crying like crazy. Cause man, that really really really hurt. Another time I was riding a bike, and I went straight into a wall, crotch first. This is perhaps the worst one. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?
April 26, 201115 yr Haha, the one time my brother took my on a biking trip, the same happened to me, except with a wooden post. Then, later, a tree. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 26, 201115 yr I don't like open vehicles. Something about dangling by one hand off the side of a cliff from a speeding ATV. My damn cousin couldn't hear me yelling to slow down. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
April 26, 201115 yr Heh. Sounds FUN. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 26, 201115 yr Bikes are fun, though it should be noted that any attempted off-roading with mine would just end in a rain of sparks and it ballancing on top of a rock by the exhaust. It only just has enough clearing below to go clear of a speed bump. Twitter: @TheMather1
April 26, 201115 yr Stork has a toe fetish. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
April 28, 201115 yr Not good... Huge ass thunder storm and a bLoody tornado. Not good at all... Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 28, 201115 yr This is [bleep]ing awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBydVCF4DrYThat was an indescribable amount of awesome,
April 29, 201115 yr Question. How was Mather able to post on the old D'neering thread if it's locked? Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 29, 201115 yr Just locked it. Or wasn't it locked? I was tempted to delete his post. NO THREAD NECROMANCY. SERIOUSLY, NONE, EVER, PM SOMEONE IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
April 29, 201115 yr I think it was locked.. Oh, wait, it wasn't. My baaadddd... Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 29, 201115 yr I posted as a reply to some bot linking to what it said was a site for buying furniture. It also posted once after that reply, though not as a reply to me, it just repeated itself. Twitter: @TheMather1
April 29, 201115 yr Don't. We can see it fine, Mather. Thread necromancy is one of the things I will not tolerate. :evil: 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
April 29, 201115 yr Wait what? I don't see the bot posts there. I beleive they were removed. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
April 29, 201115 yr Nex, you don't happen to be playing Battlefield Play4Free, do you? I met, or rather was killed twice by someone nicknamed +Faust or Faust+, can't remember which side the plus was on, Twitter: @TheMather1
April 29, 201115 yr Nah. Might be some guy from the White Noise fanbase named Faust. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
April 30, 201115 yr Don't. We can see it fine, Mather. Thread necromancy is one of the things I will not tolerate. :evil: Although he wasn't the one who necro'd... He could also be a fan of the actual story Mather, it's rather famous. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?
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