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You can't assume your disk drive will ever be filled. I've seen people fill 5TB storage (Granted that was 5 1TB hard drives) :P

 

Anywho, a file in my recycling bin came back to haunt me once. I made a picture that wasn't so nice to someone, and when they were around my house (we made up by that time) we went looking through my recycling bin as a joke, and they found it. [cabbage] was not cash.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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*sigh*. Just cut myself with a knife because of two popscicles being all slippery.. Joy.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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*sigh*. Just cut myself with a knife because of two popscicles being all slippery.. Joy.

 

RIP IT OPEN WITH YOUR MOUTH

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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No, and screw off. It hurts enough already and I don't want stiches.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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I'm talking about the popsicle here O_O.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Oh. Kinda lost my apetite for it when it was covered in blood..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Hey, it's YOUR blood. Better to have it back in your system. :P

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Well, i don't like stiches and it felt too much like self canibalism. I don't know why.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Alter the raws and train them. MAKE WAR BADGERS.

Alright. I'll make them amphibious while I'm at it, because... well, why not?

I now have 1 military dwarf being followed by no less than 32 war badgers and their babies. HELL YES.

 

The 3x3 barracks is like a badger-ball pit. Badgers frickin' everywhere, and the one poor legendary speardwarf who commands them buried beneath a mass of fur and meat.

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Suddenly my dwarves refused to mine... I'm stuck because no one makes the offices I need to get things back on track.

75% of the time, your dwarves will be eating, drinking, sleeping, or partying instead of what you want them to do. This is why you should have at least 5 dwarves capable of doing most basic tasks, like farming and brewing.

 

Also, there are few things more beautiful than watching a badger army swarm on top of an elf and gut it alive.

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How do yo use altered raws, Stork?

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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How do yo use altered raws, Stork?

Add some tags, delete some tags.... I should mod in some weapons and stuff, just for kicks.

 

It's all in the raw files. I added [TRAINABLE], [PET], and [AMPHIBIOUS] to the badger raws, and removed [PET_EXOTIC] to make it so I can tame the legions that seem to continuously walk in through my front door.

 

I've also added [sPEED:0] and [AMPHIBIOUS] to dwarves to make my life easier.

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Ah. .. Damn, wish I knew how to do that without screwing everything up. LAst time I tried to do that, I somehow made my dwarves out of pure lava, and.. Wel.. Thye murdered everything they touched, food too, so..

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

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Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

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Ah. .. Damn, wish I knew how to do that without screwing everything up. LAst time I tried to do that, I somehow made my dwarves out of pure lava, and.. Wel.. Thye murdered everything they touched, food too, so..

Just make sure that there aren't any duplicate raws anywhere, and that you close all your tags.

 

I once had a duplicate raw set that would give me bluemetal instead of microcline. That was hilarious.

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