Done. http://forum.tip.it/user/209920-eduardo/

 

TNPW will say if they can play an instrument and if so, which one(s).

I'm not terrible on the guitar and just about terrible on keyboards/pianos.

 

TNPW draw anything and post it

 

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

 

You didn't say I had to put effort into it.

 

The next poster must either be the chosen one or explain who the chosen one is. Your choice.

Harry Potter is the chosen one.

 

 

TNPW encrypt their post.

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TNPW decrypt this post, then do something whacky.

Obviously was too difficult for /fg/ :P

 

TNPW post a song they like and explain why.

Absolutely hilarious rendition.

So fellllaaaas.... Yeeaaaaah.... felllaaas.... Yeeaaaaah

 

The Next Post Will include a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet the crazy clown.

 

The next poster is the maker of this thread and will change the 3 days rule back to the 24 hour rule. Seriously, I think it was a bad idea to change this into 3 days rule since it doesn't discourage others from requesting something hard, and just makes the game inactive for three whole days.

You know what? Whatever, this is your thread, so it's your rules. I might not agree with the fact that it's now 3 days, but I'll just live with it.

 

The next poster will tell me everything s/he knows about magic. Well, not literally of course, just make five sentences telling me what you know about magic, shouldn't be hard.

There are different types of magics.

Magic used to be tied with religion.

The word magic comes from 'magus.'

Hocus pocus is a common name given to magic.

In Final Fantasy games, amount of magic attacks are counted by MP (Magic Points).

 

TNPW come up with a comprehensive plan against zombies that details the weapon, locations and food storage/retrieval.

Hide somewhere. Just bring the bare minimum amount of supplies. If the zombies get close, leave immediately. Your goal is not to outlast the zombies, it's to outlast the crazy survivalists. Believe me, the people who stockpile enormous amounts of guns and food are the ones that everyone will target. Think about it, everyone knows where the supplies are. That's where everyone will be. They'll raid the food and gun shops first.

 

Since nobody is actually ready for zombies, they'll die right away. The people that stumble on to their hoards will too. Just bunker in with their stuff when they've finished killing one another. There are no details for food and weapons, you'll be living off of what you can scavenge from the last poor bastard. Avoid shotguns, chainsaws, and the like, they're not efficient at all. Too loud, consume too much fuel, et cetera. The most important thing is to be good with your weapon. Not "good", actually good. You have to be able to hit the zombies before they get close enough to hit you. More importantly, you have to be able to hit the crazy survivalist who wants to eat, kill, and rape you (In that order). If you can't, you've already died.

 

The most important thing to remember is that you'll probably die too. Remember what I said about how nobody is prepared for zombies? You probably aren't. If you are, go for it. Try not to die. For those of us that aren't James Bond, a little bit of patience goes a long way. Let the people who expect the zombie apocalypse to be the world's biggest video game die first, and fall in with the serious survivalists if you can. Otherwise, you're on your own. Last as long as you can. That's all

 

Godspeed.

 

TNPW provide advice for fighting a giant spider.

[spoiler=Option 1]

 

[spoiler=Option 2]

 

[spoiler=Option 3]

 

 

TNPW assess the viability/effectiveness of each method and score them on a scale of 1 to 10.

Option 1

Has the potential of damaging the surface it will pound against. Heavy weight of the head makes it difficult to attack with light taps. However, the force of the head will guarantee a kill.

 

Overall: 4 out of 10.

 

Option 2

Can attack a wider surface area though again like Option 1 it can damage the surroundings. Can also attack from afar which provides personal safety. It will not guarantee a kill unless the target is hit for a couple of seconds.

 

Overall: 6 out of 10.

 

Option 3

Lightness which allows the attacker to launch the object from afar yet still attack closer if they wish to do so. Enough weight to crush a spider in one hit. Object can easily be found in any household.

 

Overall: 9 out of 10.

 

TNPW take a picture of the object immediately to their left and post it here.

Used my laptop camera, no other image capturing devices. Really.

 

 

TNPW identify object.

Age of Empires 2, The Conquerors Expansion.

 

TNPW describe the flavor of the color blue.

Blue has a deep sweet flavor upon entrance to the mouth, but it has a very sour aftertaste. Blue is a little bit cold, and it is non-viscous in most forms.

 

TNPW post a picture of their shoes. That can be a picture made from a camera or an image from the internet.

This is what I wear to work, they're steel-toed shoes.

 

TNPW be in 20 words or less.

You got it.

 

TNPW post their funniest gif fromtheir gif folder.

 

Only recently started my gifs folder but yay for reaction images :D

 

TNPW post the game that they associate most with their childhood (Crash bandicoot here :) )

Wait where is that from? I don't remember that from any of the Back to the Future movies, though it is Doc Brown, and I have all three of them.

 

Mainly Pokémon games. And the funny thing is I still play them to this day.

 

The next poster must drink wine either in real life or the game RS.

Real life on occasion, as part of my Italian heritage.

 

TNPW write and post a review of the last movie or TV series they watched. Effort optional but encouraged.

Recently I've been watching Malcolm in the Middle. I find the show to be absolutely hilarious, and I'm sad I can't buy seasons 2-7 on dvd. I think the show has great continuity, and now that I've been watching episodes linearly there are certain things (like the hamster in a ball) that wouldn't make sense otherwise but as inside jokes have me lmao.

 

TNPW be in some color other than white.

I CAN'T STAND THE COMBAT BETA ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

TNPW comment on the combat beta

K. Well, I haven't played it personally, but I have been screen sharing over Skype with my friend who has been playing it. It sucks shit except for PvP which is all lulzy and fun because it actually takes skill and you don't have to worry about losing your stuff. My friend has never pk'd in his life, but he is at a 27:2 KDR.

 

 

Next person must tell me how big the image in my signature is.

495px by 250px, 25600 bytes

 

TNPW be ALG.