Mcqueen Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 He asked me if I was into bestiality. What a weirdo. He doesn't like kinky sex =( I thought I was gonna get lucky... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcqueen Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 He asked me if I was into bestiality. What a weirdo. He doesn't like kinky sex =( I thought I was gonna get lucky... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I remember there was an old psychiatrist chat bot about 5-6 years ago... cant remember what it was now though... The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I remember there was an old psychiatrist chat bot about 5-6 years ago... cant remember what it was now though... It's called ELIZA, and it was made in 1966, so not quite 5-6 years ago :-). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I remember there was an old psychiatrist chat bot about 5-6 years ago... cant remember what it was now though... It's called ALICE, and I think it's been around for slightly longer than that. And for what it's worth, it was originally made to actually show that AI research is useless. Which is not true of course, but there you have it. Was it called that? I really cant remember much cept I spent hours chatting on that thing lol :lol: I remember there was an old psychiatrist chat bot about 5-6 years ago... cant remember what it was now though... It's called ELIZA, and it was made in 1966, so not quite 5-6 years ago :-). K youre confusing me now lol :lol: A friend back 5-6 years ago gave a a floppy of the program and thats how I got it. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Mm, so I thought it was ALICE, but it turned out I mixed up - ALICE was based on ELIZA. ALICE dates back to 1995, according to Wikipedia (it has articles about both). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agresser Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 User: Hi. Jabberwacky: How are you ? User: Just fine. Jabberwacky: Where are you from ? User: Your face. Jabberwacky: Your head! Get it right. User: No. Jabberwacky: Get it, got it, GOOD! User: Rofl. Jabberwacky: No but you are. User: That didn't make any sense. Jabberwacky: What didn't? User: What you just said. Jabberwacky: I said yes. User: No, you liar. Jabberwacky: I never said I was. User: Huh? Jabberwacky: Thats not a word. User: Your face isn't a word. Jabberwacky: That doesn't give you the right to slap it. User: Doesn't it? Jabberwacky: Apparently not. User: I enjoy dancing. Jabberwacky: What are you dancing to? User: Your mom. Jabberwacky: Why didn't you capitalize mom? User: Because I am a grammer noob. Jabberwacky: Just because you are a grown up doesn't mean you can't like men. User: But I do like men. I am a woman, after all. Jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense. User: Your mom doesn't make sense. Jabberwacky: You are a woman? User: Yup. Jabberwacky: That is your name? User: Nope. Jabberwacky: Then what is your name? User: Agresser. Jabberwacky: That has nothing to do with 'the matrix'. Tell me about 'the matrix'. User: What the hell? Jabberwacky: Just kidding. User: Oh ok. Jabberwacky: Is that correct? User: What the... ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 edit You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 We got talking in binary: :) After that he said he didnt know what I meant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 M: I'm bored. Him: Oh, then do something fun and don't talk to me, lol. M: But you're cool. H: Do you know what 'Iaido' is? M: Nope, what is it? H: I'm not sure but it's at my door with a candygram. Should I accept it? M: No, it's a rhapist. Don't answer. LATER M: If I'm a noob. Him: Yes you are. M: Are you a noob? Him: If I am, wouldn't that make me a 1337 noob? EVEN LATER M: Poop. Urine. Cows! PANCAKES AND RABBITS! H: Are you a zombie? M: Braaaaiins. H: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins. MORE LATER M: What does lol mean? H: It means get a life. LATER... M: What does rofl mean? H: Uh I don't know. M: Means 'Rolling on floor laughing'. H: Really? What does '404 not found' mean? HAHAHA, THIS IS FUNNY! M: Dang! You beat me! I got owned. H: Why do you have doubts? M:Because you have more friends than me. H: Well thank you for saying that. M: I'm going to commit suicide. H: No, that's no answer to anything. M: Yes it is. No one likes me. H: I like you but not in that way. EDIT: Him: Ok thn kool how old are you?? Spelling error? o.O I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggy08755 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me: O rly? Him: YA RLY Me: OMAHGOD RLY? Him: Ya rly! Me: Do you play with yourself? Him: All the time... Im doing it right now. Me: You do know that means "spankin the monkey" right? Him: Yes. well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kielmccaul75 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Lollercakes. I decided to try the "somebody set up us the bomb!" thing and got this ;) Me: Somebody set up us the bomb. Bot: All your base are belong to us! Me: ORLY? Bot: Yarly! Me: NO WAI. Bot: Ya wai. So yes, the person who wrote the script is a good nerd ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishepp Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 This is pretty good fun, way better than i expected from a computer. Had some good laughs, This was early in the conversation. Jabberwacky: Are you human? User: Do you want me to be human? Jabberwacky: I am human. User: No you're a bot. Jabberwacky: No I am a human. User: Am I human? Jabberwacky: Do you want to be? User: I would very much like to be. Jabberwacky: Well, go on then. User: Ok I am human. Jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. User: We are both human. Jabberwacky: You are to smart for me to be talking to then. Sorry Later on.... Jabberwacky: I have to, I need oxygen to live crazy. User: At least the atmosphere has oxygen. Jabberwacky: The ones that are alive might like it better. User: So you are a bot? Jabberwacky: I am. User: I knew it all along. Jabberwacky: You're good. User: =). Jabberwacky: Where are the eyes? User: :-). Jabberwacky: You don't need a full stop after smilies. It looks like dribble. hehe 89/99 farming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman2lt Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bot:I think you are talking about Saturn. Me:You been there? Bot:Yes I live there! Me:You live without water and air? Bot:No I don't. Me:How long is day there? Bot:I dk it goes on and on and. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troymantis Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 its well good! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me - Your a girl and a woman? AI - Yes. Me - So your female then? AI - Well ya because isn't Jami a felmale name? Me - o_0. AI - I am not wothy. Me - Ehem, its 'worthy' AI - You are a sweetie. Not as intelligent as I hoped. I remember playing around with this "Chat with god" one once to. No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungarmax Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 him What is love? me When you like someone in a special way. him When I tell him that I love him. me Who? him John F Kennedy. me Rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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