... and why do the dwarves have [really fake and bad] Scottish accents?

By law, all fantasy dwarves have to follow this template: bearded Scottish alcoholics with a cultural love of giant axes/hammers, heavy armor, and smithing. Rivalry with elves is optional but recommended.

 

Really? Dang it! Is there a "manual" for this stuff, or are we just supposed to read "The Silmarillion"? :huh:

That is the manual.

... and why do the dwarves have [really fake and bad] Scottish accents?

By law, all fantasy dwarves have to follow this template: bearded Scottish alcoholics with a cultural love of giant axes/hammers, heavy armor, and smithing. Rivalry with elves is optional but recommended.

 

Really? Dang it! Is there a "manual" for this stuff, or are we just supposed to read "The Silmarillion"? :huh:

That is the manual.

 

Oh crap on a stick ... <_<

Oh my god I can't stop laughing.

Then why does the track making dwarf sound like he's from yorkshire?

He's adopted.

Then why does the track making dwarf sound like he's from yorkshire?

 

Well, he is living in a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin ...

I think my favourite part of this update was Sir Amik's squire being Paul Cerlyn. Ceramic, porcelain. 'nuff said.

Well done.

 

I love the tasks but they took sooooo long. At least you didn't have to mine the ore yourself for the last few. (And I loved how the monkeys wanted addy scimitars!)

So does anyone know if you can stack more than 1 of the same task yet (like dung)?

So does anyone know if you can stack more than 1 of the same task yet (like dung)?

 

From what I've heard and seen you cannot.

At any given time you seem to only ever be able to have 1 task for a given skill. Only doubling up that seems to happen is that you can have kill x assigned slayer monsters alongside kill x lvl y monsters but thats because 1 is a slayer task and the other is a combat task, even though they do overlap a bit.

Okay, I haven't gotten a single message yet about a goblin raid. When I first logged in, my inbox said I had to toggle the warning about the raids on at the doomsayer, I did that (it's a green box), yet, after two days, I still haven't seen anything about these raids. :/ Am I the only one here having this problem?

Okay, I haven't gotten a single message yet about a goblin raid. When I first logged in, my inbox said I had to toggle the warning about the raids on at the doomsayer, I did that (it's a green box), yet, after two days, I still haven't seen anything about these raids. :/ Am I the only one here having this problem?

 

Doesn't green mean that Doomsayer is turned on for that warning ergo the warning/message is turned off.

Tried toggling it the other way?

I did, and only when I put it on green, it says that I will get notifications about goblin raids. :/

 

But have you left it toggled the other way for a few hours and seeing if you get the messages?

I'm trying that now, if I don't get one in 15 minutes, then it's definately broken on my account. :s

I'm trying that now, if I don't get one in 15 minutes, then it's definately broken on my account. :s

The messages are NOT in the 'game' tab. You can only see them with the 'all' tab active and game tab not filtered.

 

Spot the difference.

And to know that I turned it on to "game" out of hope to not miss the message... XD

Thank you, I just saw a message now, but the dwarves already scared the goblins away. :P

Dwarves only appear after someone has killed all the goblins, so it was someone else who scared them.