Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!- The Invisible Killer

[Hasib]

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and

 

kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of

 

these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO,

 

but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

 

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue

 

damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive

 

sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling,

 

nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those

 

who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain

 

death.

 

 

 

Dihydrogen monoxide:

 

 

 

* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major

 

component of acid rain.

 

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

 

* may cause severe burns.

 

* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

 

* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

 

* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness

 

of automobile brakes.

 

* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer

 

patients.

 

 

 

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

 

 

 

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in

 

almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today.

 

But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even

 

been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of

 

dollars of property damage in the midwest, and other

 

places worldwide.

 

 

 

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

 

 

 

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.

 

* in nuclear power plants.

 

* in the production of styrofoam.

 

* as a fire [developmentally delayed]ant.

 

* in many forms of cruel animal research.

 

* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing,

 

produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

 

* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food

 

products.

 

 

 

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and

 

nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is

 

still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we

 

cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

 

 

 

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

 

 

 

The American government has refused to ban the production,

 

distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its

 

"importance to the economic health of this nation." In

 

fact, the navy and other military organizations are

 

conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing

 

multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it

 

during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research

 

facilities receive tons of it through a highly

 

sophisticated underground distribution network. Many

 

store large quantities for later use.

 

 

 

It's Not Too Late!

[Hasib]

hint : date today is 1st of April

[nvw08]

I agree, you make it sound hard not too; that means you've done a good job :P (hint: this is the first of april)

[runesmithie]

I'd say its fairly visible...... but that's just me

 

 

 

(nice copy and paste btw :P)

[xglamdringx]

Whoa, thought I was on myspace for a second there.

[Adam007]

Oh, that H20 can be so harmful.

[indy500fan]

since its april fools day im going to let this slide. any other day of the year and someone posts this... *pounds fist into opposite hand a few times*

[nvw08]

lol, that was waaay obvious....

 

 

 

you gave it away when you said: "as a fire [developmentally delayed]ant."

[_k0m0d0_]

Oh, that H20 can be so harmful.

 

Nooo, if its true I'm going to die in few minutes...

 

Arghhh

 

And I drink H2O everyday... what a waste of my life!

 

 

 

~komodo

[Lionheart_0]

:evil: Grrr all my chemist skill went down teh toilet there.... Was kept mistake the Dihydrogen for Monhydrogen, which would be wrong.... grrrr

[Evilperson]

If you don't know basic chemistry, well then you probably should learn some, then thats just sad.

[Tomato]

For anyone giving him props for this...he stole it directly from a website. :roll:

 

 

 

edit: http://www.dhmo.org/

[_k0m0d0_]

For anyone giving him props for this...he stole it directly from a website. :roll:

 

 

 

edit: http://www.dhmo.org/

 

:o

 

You a bubble bruster!

 

He was having fun gaining probs of something he didnt do, and you come and brust his bubble! :lol:

 

jks

 

 

 

@Hasib: Bad thing, you even didnt put the font of where it was taken!!!

 

 

 

~komodo

[Bubsa]

It's times like this I wish Chuck Norris never invented Ctrl+V

[_k0m0d0_]

It's times like this I wish Chuck Norris never invented Ctrl+V

 

And Ctrl+C...

 

 

 

~komodo

[indy500fan]

of course he took it from a website. or an email. its been around for hundreds of years (it seems like)

[Lionheart_0]

If you don't know basic chemistry, well then you probably should learn some, then thats just sad.

 

I pass my chemistry unit with a 90% :evil: